Rumored song, "Stop (The Poverty)"

[Zoots]

I don't just accept everything they throw out there, I despise Zooropa. My Zooropa CD could snap into a little tiny pieces and I wouldn't care!

okay, just don't make a thread in EYKIW talking about this... or people will cut you into little tiny pieces!

 

[cjboog]

I know you like Zooropa Zootlesque, and thanks for the warning

 

[babyman]

If those are lyrics to a new U2 song I'm going to shoot myself in the face.

No my dear, why should I be so cruel with myself?!
I'd rather slap Bono's face!

 

[ozeeko]

Zooropa rules. I also think it's their best....here it comes here it comes.....POP album to date!

 

[Zooropean103]

ya that's true....and a song called "Love and Peace or Else"

Actually I think Love and Peace or Else is a great title! If it would be just "Love and Peace" then I agree, it would be damn cheesy. But by adding "or Else" it gives a whole new perspective. Very ironical, a little paradoxical in a good way, cool title.

 

[LMP]

okay, just don't make a thread in EYKIW talking about this... or people will cut you into little tiny pieces!

one of these days...

 

[popacrobat]

if you were going to make up a fake song you probably should try to do a better job next time this one really sucks

 

[ozeeko]

yea how dare you waste our time on these precious threads. (seriously I don't care. It's fun to discuss ludicrous things)

 

[chocky]

worst fake lyrics ever. the author didn't even bother trying to make them sound remotely plausible.

 

[jacobus]

oh i heard boner say in a recent interview, that he is writing on a new song called 'The Owls Are Not What They Seem' and that The Edge did some heavy monster guitars running amok to that lines. maybe they have another PRFV album* in the pipe. that would be so great.

*Punk Rock From Venus

 

[scottyT]

brau you're an idiot.




i hope there is punk rock from venus album.


the owls are certainly not what they seem, ask J.K.

 

[IanIinTheSky]

Thanks for wasting all our times, clown who started this thread.

 

[sniggirb]

i just wasted a minute of my life on this thread.

 

[love_u2_adam]

no politics

just rock and roll

 

[AussieU2fanman]

There are a few U2 sites that are saying Bono has started writting a song about the conditions and progress of Africa, I found these lyrics and I don't know if it's true...

For the hearts that bleed
Relief can't come sooner
We're tired of excuses
An answer is all we need

Put an end to it all
Solve and offer a solution
We need unity
We can stop the poverty

Discuss...

No Fucking Way. Period.

EDIT : I shoulda read the rest of the thread and guessed it was a blatant case of bullshit.

lol this reminds me of those fake Miracle Drug lyrics I made up ages ago and managed to convince heaps of people they were real. FOOLS!

 

[GibsonGirl]

one of these days...

Nick Mason.

Can I get the carving knife ready, Zooters?

 

[Axver]

Could this be more obviously fake?

 

[cjboog]

everyone stop posting in here so this thread goes away and we don't have to waste time on fake songs

 

[Zoomerang96]

it's possible it's real.

afterall, bono did american prayer.

that was an AWFUL song loaded to the brim with teenage cliches.

nothing really surprises me with u2 anymore, so this wouldn't either.

 

[AtomicBono]

it's possible it's real.

afterall, bono did american prayer.

that was an AWFUL song loaded to the brim with teenage cliches.

nothing really surprises me with u2 anymore, so this wouldn't either.

yeah, but Bono didn't have the rest of the band to stop him for American Prayer

no way this song is real, and if it is, it ain't gettin past Larry

 

[MrBrau1]

Maybe it'll have drum machines and samplers on it, ya know, all "experimental" & "progressive."

 

[Earnie Shavers]

Maybe it'll have drum machines and samplers on it, ya know, all "experimental" & "progressive."

Or just loads of Edge-famous guitar and be "classic" and "return to form" right?

 

[MrBrau1]

Or just loads of Edge-famous guitar and be "classic" and "return to form" right?

That suits me

I like Edge's signature sound.

 

[Earnie Shavers]

I like Edge's signature sound.

Me too. It's glorious and sends a little chill down my spine everytime I hear it take off. Maybe one day Edge will soar over a stunning rhythm section centred song which has had it's knobs twiddled by both Lillywhite & RJD2, and is not afraid to take advantage of absolutely every talent and tool the greater U2 machine has at their disposal, if it so fits the needs, purpose and inspiration of the song. It will sound like everything U2 have done before, but nothing like anything they have ever done before, and not quite like anything you and I have ever heard before, but it will definitely feel like an old friend. You and I Brau will hug.

 

[Zoots]

Can I get the carving knife ready, Zooters?

I'll be waiting!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

maybe it's a rap song

 

[MrBrau1]

You and I Brau will hug.

We can hug now. You're one of the few here that makes arguements interesting.

 

[mikal]

i just found more lyrics to it:

look at this child
his stomach so empty
let's make him something mild
like peanut butter and jelly

 

[MumblingBono]

Those are Bono lyrics....after suffering a gunshot wound to the head

 

[MrBrau1]

i just found more lyrics to it:

look at this child
his stomach so empty
let's make him something mild
like peanut butter and jelly

That's not a U2 song.

That's a poem Sally Struthers read during one of those "Save The Children" tv commercials.