Ok I just watched Milan Elevation

[elevated_u2_fan]

wouldn't it be cool if Bono ranted about how ugly and fat he is on stage instead? That would make me respect him wildly

There's nothing like watching a man self-destruct in front of 50,000 fans...

You cannot respect a guy that calls himself sexy.

This is true... I call myself sexy everyday and as everyone knows, I have no self-respect at all...

 

[caragriff]

I mean really, who chants their own name and then calls themself sexy?

Fabio?

Robbie Williams?

STING?! Maybe Sting??

Oh, and Larry (but only when he is by himself.)

 

[U2Man]

i think chizip is jealous.

 

[Michael Griffiths]

This is an unsexy thread. I think I just lost some sexiness for posting in it. But, regardless, Bono was flirting with the audience. If the art of performing is also about knowing your audience, then Bono flirted with the Italian crowd perfectly -- the proof is in their reaction: they loved it. An American audience probably wouldn't have been able to relate (unless they all undertood Italian culture and dialect, which they don't -- a point which is supported by the first post in this thread).

 

[U2Man]

all chizip's threads are unsexy.

 

[Chizip]

if youre flirting with the audience then you call the audience sexy, not yourself

if youre gonna flirt with a girl at a bar and go up to her and say, oh yeah im a sexy bitch, dont ya think she'll think youre a jackass?

 

[xaviMF22]

Bono is too sexy

http://youtube.com/watch?v=y9I4BrUiylo&mode=related&search=

Bono is too sexy for Milan
too sexy for Milan New York
and Japan

and yes Bono is too sexy for his cat

 

[U2Man]

if youre gonna flirt with a girl at a bar and go up to her and say, oh yeah im a sexy bitch, dont ya think she'll think youre a jackass?

i guess thats why im always being rejected

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I have to admit, this thread is getting pretty sexy...

I don't want to call it "Too Sexy" though, I'm not qualified to make that kind of declaration...

 

[adrball]

So Bono has an ego and a sense of humour. Yaah.

And didn't he say that he can't dance?

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

So Bono has an ego and a sense of humour. Yaah.

And didn't he say that he can't dance?

From the ABOY thread...

 

[LMP]

From the ABOY thread...

that's not a dance, that's a seizure.

 

[xaviMF22]

that's not a dance, that's a seizure.

Thom Yorke disagrees ...

http://epilepsydance.ytmnd.com/

http://thomyorke.ytmnd.com/

 

[LMP]

Thom Yorke disagrees ...

http://epilepsydance.ytmnd.com/

http://thomyorke.ytmnd.com/

ZOMG THOM COPIEZ BONOE!1!!!1

And Edge looks like he's trying to kick his way off of the stage.

 

[adrball]

Is that an Edge v Bono dance off?

 

[xaviMF22]

ZOMG THOM COPIEZ BONOE.

Bono invented the dance

 

[LMP]

Bono invented the dance

WRONG, SIR, WRONG!

Thom stole Bono's dance moves and scuffed the floor which now has to be washed. So he gets NOTHING!

 

[U2Man]

Original text: bono

Google translation, Italian -> English: bono.

 

[xaviMF22]

Original text: bono

Google translation, Italian -> English: bono.

 

[U2Man]

i bet that animal is saying "bono, sexy person!"

 

[Chizip]

the animal is certainly a better dancer than Bono

 

[xaviMF22]

the animal is certainly a better dancer than Bono

the raccoon has more cojones then Bono

 

[adrball]

Bono has far too much time on his hands to be dressing up like that.

 

[LMP]

Or the animal doesn't have enough time to dress up like Bono...

 

[U2Man]

this is a troublemaker thread.

 

[adrball]

That is definately Bono. You can tell by the size of his....












belly.

 

[U2Man]

no, it's rocky raccoon

 

[LMP]

 

[adrball]

Is that Saddam?

 

[xaviMF22]

*masturbates furiously*