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[Sicy]

Weird Al does HMTMKMKM

I know this song is WAY old but I just heard it for the first time today.

Numb Me, Drill Me, Floss Me, Bill Me.



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[Laura M]

Ive never heard it


Ive only heard "what if god smoked cannabis"

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

hmm I've never heard it either

 

[Sicy]

Well its on my ftp if anyone wants to download it.

In Misc. folder

ftp://u2:mofo@sicy.serveftp.com:21000

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

My ex had me listen to that years ago.

 

[hippy]

I must download this... sounds funny

 

[wertsie]

I Weird Al! And I do believe I have the CD that that song is on!

 

[adamswildhoney]

I have never heard of this or the "what if god smoked cannabis" song either!!!

 

[wertsie]

Okay, I found the lyrics. The song is called "Cavity Search."

Listen to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root Canal

My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
'Cause I'm so severe
Pain

Please stop for a bit
Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon
A problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!

I'm getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

 

[Sicy]

Cool thanks I guess it was misnamed.

 

[david]

Those lyrics remind me of why I hate the dentist.

 

[wertsie]

Those lyrics remind me of why I hate the dentist.

would you believe I used to LOVE going to the dentist when I was a little kid?

 

[Bonochick]

I actually have that entire Weird Al CD.

 

[wertsie]

I actually have that entire Weird Al CD.

It's Bad Hair Day. And this thread inspired me to play it.

So I'm sitting here


I have the one after that too..."Running with Scissors."

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

interesting. i have a bunch of weird al songs, but i didn't have this one. i was even wondering a couple years ago why he never did a U2 song!

 

[Bonochick]

It's Bad Hair Day. And this thread inspired me to play it.

So I'm sitting here

I had to go get mine and listen to it now too. I have a couple of his other albums too...Alapalooza and Off The Deep End.

He's so damn funny.

 

[Sicy]

I've seen a few people downloading it from me but I dont hear any reviews.

 

[wertsie]

I had to go get mine and listen to it now too. I have a couple of his other albums too...Alapalooza and Off The Deep End.

He's so damn funny.

I Remember Larry!

 

[Bonochick]

I Remember Larry!

I think I would have liked Larry!

 

[Desire4Bono]

I did not know that! How hilarious, I must hear it!

 

[Giant Lemon]

I heard that song a couple years ago when my brother was going through his Weird Al phase. It's pretty clever!

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

Okay, I found the lyrics. The song is called "Cavity Search."

Listen to the Muzak
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root Canal

My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor, please

My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Help me out here
'Cause I'm so severe
Pain

Please stop for a bit
Let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

You validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon
A problem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!

I'm getting absurd
Well, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me
Floss me, bill me

Oh, my god...the lyrics alone sound funny enough...I must hear this song!

Weird Al....

Saw him at our county fair a couple of years ago...let me just say this, you really have not lived until you've heard his polka version of Marilyn Manson's "The Dope Show". .

Angela

 

[wertsie]

Oh, my god...the lyrics alone sound funny enough...I must hear this song!

Weird Al....

Saw him at our county fair a couple of years ago...let me just say this, you really have not lived until you've heard his polka version of Marilyn Manson's "The Dope Show". .

Angela

I would love to see Weird Al live! I mean, I laugh when I just look at a picture of him...But, I mean in a good way, like laughing with him as opposed to at him!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

oh good lord!!!!!!!!

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

I would love to see Weird Al live! I mean, I laugh when I just look at a picture of him...But, I mean in a good way, like laughing with him as opposed to at him!

Yeah, exactly.

The kids in my town just love Weird Al, they think he's the coolest, so having him come here was a real treat.

One thing I've always liked about him...he seems so down to earth and modest. He's just having fun with his job, he doesn't get all high and mighty.

I remember I was watching his Behind The Music one time, and he was talking about when he started taking accordian lessons-there was this guy selling lessons for, what was it, guitar or something really cool like that, or you could take accordian lessons, and he goes, "And my parents, being the "visionaries" that they were, decided I'd be really cool in high school and take accordian lessons!"

LOL.

Angela

 

[brdemi]

I've never heard of this song, but I'll download it tomorrow.
BTW, I'm pretty sure I remember reading (in Flannagan's Bible maybe?) that Weird Al did a version of Numb. I would love to hear that if anyone knows the name of it.

 

[IWasBored]

i definetly read that he did a version of numb...

it's funny but at the same time it pisses me off to no end. i can't stand the guy's stuff...i was at a friend's graduation party and had control over the music, and before i knew it, a bunch of people came along and replaced pearl jam, u2 and the clash with weird al, meatloaf, and the grease soundtrack
still, and this was last june...

 

[jesseu2]

Weird Al does NUMB

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am

I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them in a boat
I would not, could not, with a goat

I will not eat them in the rain
I do not like them on a train
I do not like them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox

I do not like them in a house
I would not, could not, with a mouse
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am

Green Eggs and Ham
Green Eggs and Ham
Don't like Green Eggs and Ham

mp3... Right click this link an save target as

 

[Dorian Gray]

haha that's awesome

thanks jesseu2!

 

[IWasBored]

what just possessed me to listen to that?

guh...