MERGED-->U2 Song Parodies/Jokes

[The_Edge89]

 

[ewen]

ewen...check mine out!

superb!!

 

[miss becky]

Ewen, LMAO!!! I love the little "intermission" in the middle.

 

[Queen Bee]

Ewen's recording is absolutely hilarious!!!

 

[BonosSaint]

What a pleasure all these are. Good to hear us laughing again!!!

 

[The_Edge89]

New version
Limbo
by my very good friend "Kalkyl"

Url deleted:
I just realized that I haven't got the permission from the original author to post this...
So beli, have you heard anything?

 

[pepokiss]

who cares... is not like if he copyright it

 

[pepokiss]

the benny hill part is hilarious

 

[beli]

I never heard back. Sorry. I did ask.

 

[beli]

The_Edge89, I just emailed you.

 

[The_Edge89]

"It's ok for anyone / everyone or whoever to record limbo btw.

So if anyone wants to do it and post their version tell them to go right ahead."

All righty!

http://www.kalkyl.net/limbo_mp3
add .m p 3 to the limbo_mp3
So it becomes
limbo_mp3.m p 3 without spaces

 

[bono_man2002]

Working on the "How To Dismantle A Bank Account Album"

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"Ticket-Fi-Asco"
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Catose, Tres, Dos , Uno!

Take my money scalpers

Site Goes down
Its Crap
You think you missed out again
They broke your heart
I Feeling like its zoo tv, again
I thought they might have worked it out by now
dont ya wonder?


Oh No oh No (oh Fuck)
Its another ticket-fia-sco (bugger!)
Its everything the scalpers wanted ya know
and they
they give us nothing
For A Mill!
Million

The Site is full of errors
These basterds riped us guys
of Level 1's and GA's
We miss out
When the boys play rock, and roll
We wont see them dance
the scapers know

I cant stand this crap
I'll pay them with a Cheque
Girl in south america, misses out again
Swearing to The Music
Swearing to The Music
Oooh No
Ooooh No

Oh No, Oh No, (Of Fuck!)
Its another Ticket-fia-asco (Bugger)
Its everything the scalpers wanted to know
and they
give us nothing
For A Millll (Million)
Milllion

Hours A Fun
you got ripped off again again

All of this, all of this can be yours
All Of this all of this can be yours
All Of this, all of this can be yours
Just give U2.com what they want
And no one gets seats....

Oh no, Oh No (Oh Fuck)
Its another ticket-fi-asco (bugger)
Site goes down, and scalpers get on
But you, you get nothing
I can feel other people beating me
ooohh
The scalper are beating me
To the nosebleeds!
nosebleeds!!

Fu*k, Fu*k, Fu*k, Fu*k,Fu*k
Fu*k, Fu*k, Fu*k, Fu*k,Fu*k


Probabley could do with some more work...

 

[bono_man2002]

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"I Will Borrow"
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I Will Borrow

I was at the bank last night
When i said, said i needed money
The Banker looked straight at myself
And he said your not getting money

A Boy Walks Up to his old man
And Wonders why His Father, who is a u2 fan
is asking for another grand?
when he starts to say no
his father starts to cry

If you wanna go to L.A, wanna to go to L.A
You Will borrow
If you wanna go to L.A, wanna to go to L.A
I Will Borrow

I know somone on the inside
Who pulled the website down
I was looking through the bin
A u2 membership i have found


If you wanna go to L.A, wanna to go to L.A
I Will Borrow
If you wanna go to L.A, wanna to go to L.A
I Will Borrow

Your Eyes....start to look evil....
If i give you my GA's will you look away
Your Eyes......Your Eyes ...Yeah, Your eyes

If you wanna go to L.A, wanna to go to L.A
I Will Borrow
If you wanna go to L.A, wanna to go to L.A
I Will Borrow

 

[bono_man2002]

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Ticketbasterd - To the Tune of Zoo Station
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I'm not ready
Ready for the ticket demand
Not ready
For the Pre-Sale tix

But i'm ready to duck
ready to die
anything to get a ticket, to opening night
I'm Not happy
With this crap

Down Goes the site
Its Fucking freezed
I'll start crawling around
for some tickets please

Ohhhh Yeah!
Ticketbastard!
Ticketbastard!!!

I'm Unhappy
Unhappy with the site lock
I'm ready
To take this to the streets!

I Signed up to have no hassle
I Singed up to the deal
Ready to loose it, i got nothing at all
I'm really
Really bloody pissed

Ticketbastard!
Ticketbastard!

Its not alright, its not alright
its not alright,
I paid 40 bucks for nothing ALRIGHT!!!

Site's gone down again
I'm punching the glass
I'm standing here impainent
Well scalpers grab whats left
and laugh

Ticketbastard
Ticketbastard

just 40 bucks down the drain......

 

[beli]

lol. But did you get tickets in the end? Thats the main thing.

 

[bono_man2002]

Oh yeah, the pre-sale worked fine for me, not great seats, but got in the door.
General sale worked, for both anaheim shows, just missed the L.A ones, which i'm working on..

I just love messing around with U2 songs.....any requests!?

 

[Axver]

I just love messing around with U2 songs.....any requests!?

Where The Fans Have No Tickets
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
With Or Without A Ticket

 

[bsp77]

Where The Fans Have No Tickets
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
With Or Without A Ticket

Well, now that you started JT, you have to finish it. Good luck!

 

[Axver]

Well, now that you started JT, you have to finish it. Good luck!

I can do titles! May do parodies sometime.

Buying A Blue Ticket
Running To Steal Tickets
Real Ticket Scalping Town
In Scalper's Country
Tickets Lost In The Wires
One Ticket Bill
[Can't think of anything for Exit]
Tickets Have Disappeared!

 

[bsp77]

I can do titles! May do parodies sometime.

Buying A Blue Ticket
Running To Steal Tickets
Real Ticket Scalping Town
In Scalper's Country
Tickets Lost In The Wires
One Ticket Bill
[Can't think of anything for Exit]
Tickets Have Disappeared!

 

[bono_man2002]

I'll have a crack at When The Fans Get GA's

 

[bono_man2002]

I hope this is OK

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When the Fans get GA's
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I want to Run
I wanna knock over the people
who queued up all night
I'll knock some old guy out
And take his place

When the Fans get GA's
oohhh aahah

I'm gonna kick
Some guy in the Face
I see the fans cheer
When Bono shows his face
I wanna go to the toliet
But i'll loose my place in line
When the fans get GA's

ohhaha
When The Fans Get GA's
When The Gans Get GA's
Still waiting
and BUSTING to go
Busting to go
And if i go now
I'll loose my postion
What can i Do?

The loo's are close
As the fans start to push
I need find a bloody bin
to throw out my crusts
But i'll still loose my place
And now its starting to rain

When the fans Get GA's
ahhh hah
When The Fans Get GA's
When The Gans Get GA;s
Still busting
Busting to go
Busting to go
and if i go now
i'll loose my postion
What can i do?

Theres no one to trust
I've been Busting since 10
Busting since 10
and if i go now
I'll loose my postion
What can i do?

 

[Axver]

Hahahaha! How nice!

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]