Originally posted by mad1:
Is she taller than u? A: No
Does she dominate u? A: No, she won't wear black rubber...
Are u scared of her? A: No, I'm scared of you..
Does she tie u up? A: No, she's not into that kind of sex...
Does she make u a packlunch? A: No, I eat out while she's at work...
Does she drive while u shit in ur pants? A: No, I drive while I slip gas...
Does she have one eyeball with lots of red veins showing when 'popped' at u? A: No, only when she gets an occasional zit...
Does she have big muscles? A: Ya, 2 of them on her chest....
Does the house go quiet when she enters? A: No, I go to work when she enters...
Does the house celebrate when she leaves? A: No, she leaves at 6:00 am while I'm still in my cozy bed till 8...
Does she amke u wear rubber and gloves when cleaning? A: Ya, but not when cleaning..
Do you take her out? A: Ya, once a year when we can get a babysitter....
Does she take control of the remote? A: No fucking way, that baby's mine....
Does she send u too bed? A: No she goes to bed way before me....
Above all else, does she make the decisions for u? A: No, well mad1, thanks for making me see that I control my own destiny and I will see U2 again..I was gonna see them again anyway...she's just not happy with what I spent to go see them this year, hmmm let's see..$1700.00 american dollars
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