Look at your computer mouse.

[Achtung Bubba]

Not all mice are created equal, but look and see if yours has two buttons and the little wheel between the two. If so, think about this:

It kinda looks like an actual rodent, with the cord being its little tail.

That would make the two mouse buttons its little butt cheeks.

So, what does that make the little wheel between the butt cheeks?!

The thought makes me sick... I think I'll go wash my hands now.

[This message has been edited by Achtung Bubba (edited 10-05-2001).]

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

so what does this make Achtung Bubba?

Why, it makes him quite delirious, and very much in need of sleep

p.s. I can't play the little game--my mouse has no wheel

 

[Achtung Bubba]

Well said.

It's tired, and I'm late.

But the thought is still f'd up.

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- Achtung Bubba

I believe in truth, beauty, freedom, and -- above all things -- love.

 

[zooropamanda]

Bubba, you are one strange ranger

I have the wheelie but mine dont look like no mouse butt.
I find the wheele annoying cause it scrolls too far and then u lose half the page.

Bebe has wheelie envy

 

[christiana]

LOL!!

 

[Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear]

lmao at strange ranger...

your sick bubba.

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-deathbear

 

[mbi16]

Originally posted by Achtung Bubba:


So, what does that make the little wheel between the butt cheeks?!

Tom Green

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Tha Prickly Comedian

 

[doctorwho]

I always thought of the buttons as the ears and that the mouse was eating a string of spaghetti.

So the wheel just represents us petting the cute mouse on the head.

 

[SkeeK]

Let me be the first to say:

!

 

[martha]

We iMac types have a glowing red mouse with no butt. It blinks at us in the dark.

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...a highway with no one on it, a treasure just to look upon it...

"The skeletal structure of your foot is not normal." -- my podiatrist 8-6-01

 

[U2girl]

LOL ROTF, Bubba.

how about this, the little wheel is the nose, and the two buttons are the FACE cheeks, or eyes.

ps: my mouse has a button on the side too. what do we call that?

pps: for the record, you guys are better off with this post edited. i misunderstood you.

hehehe...so you're saying the mouse poops on me?

[This message has been edited by U2girl (edited 10-06-2001).]

 

[Whortense]

*rubs the mouse's ass crack back and forth to scroll down page

sqeeeeeeeak

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

 

[doctorwho]

Originally posted by UnforgettableLemon:
That may be the single most disturbing image I've had in my head for months.

but you know you love it!

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Alas... but not as much as this zoot suit!

I'm gonna get one for prom this year!

[This message has been edited by UnforgettableLemon (edited 10-06-2001).]

 

[UnforgettableLemon]

Originally posted by Whortense:
*rubs the mouse's ass crack back and forth to scroll down page

sqeeeeeeeak

That may be the single most disturbing image I've had in my head for months.