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Originally posted by Bonochick:
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Mangoooooo.....

Dear Ask Whoretense,

Why did Bono decide not to do a skit on Saturday Night Live with Mango?


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"Things will not be the same in this city for us." -Bono, Dublin, February 1980
 
Originally posted by U2@NYC:
Of course it does exists, since it is an irrational number.

reread the question: "What is the -1255972th digit of Pi??"

as i read it, you cannot have a negative digit. take the number "20." what is the first digit? 2. what is the negative first digit of "20"? it doesn't exist.

Another proof that this Whortense is nothing but a fraud.

your anti-whortense tirades bore me. *yawn* there is plenty of u2 threads for you to oogle over. if i posted a hate post in every thread i hated in this forum, you'd all be in trouble.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington

[This message has been edited by Bathtime Fun Whortense (edited 11-13-2001).]
 
How did i miss this thread?

If I have a 1964 Bathtime Fun Whortense with the bob haircut, is it worth a lot of money on ebay?

What does TheU2 mean when he says CK on the MT?

Where are my keys?

What is DB9 going to do when Mango actually shows up in his hot tub?

Peace

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She's gonna dream up a world she wants to live in / She's gonna dream out loud.
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Whortense,
Why does fine ham abound?

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Please repeat the message, it's the music that we choose.
http://www.sit.wisc.edu/~kljense3/MrTvs.html
 
Originally posted by Bathtime Fun Whortense:
i hate to delay this further, but whortense isn't feeling too well right now. tomorrow, i will start plugging away at the questions. patience is a virtue!
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Why must you toy with us like that??


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"I don't know you,
But you don't know the half of it..."
 
Dear Bathtime Fun Whortense,
I will ask you a question now anyway...
What is the meaning of meaning?
Depending on who's around, are you a vampire or a victem?
Does my butt look big to you?


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Please repeat the message, it's the music that we choose.
http://www.sit.wisc.edu/~kljense3/MrTvs.html
 
Poor Whorteness hope you feel better!!


Q's:

1. So can pets be homosexuals?

2. There's this guy I've been seeing for a while now, he's a great guy and treats me like a Princess, but he LOVES Metallica and says Metallica are above U2! Can you believe that Whoreteness?
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My question is when we go out what I can do from stoping my ears to bleed as he blasts Metallica?
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3. And once and for all IS "FUCK" a bad word?

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'Cause it's all that you can find
Oh, you know there's something more
But tonight, tonight, tonight



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?.???. *Monica*.???.?
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Originally posted by The_Sweetest_Thing:
if a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does anybdy care?

what started wwi?

what started wwii?

who is oscar schindler?

what the hell does 'children of the corn' mean?

how can i grow to be as wise as Whortense?

what is atomization?

where can i download u2 live mp3s (and don't say bloodredsky.com)


1) the civil authorities care, as the mime will likely be reported as missing, and the mime will probably require a search party to rescue him/her, or retrieve his/her dead body.

2) the assassination of archduke franz ferdinand of austria-hungary, combined with systems of alliances, which brought in more countries than really necessary. you also have to take into account that, at this time, imperalist europe often exploded into spontaneous wars even at the slightest hint of personal. definitely why autocratic rule is bad.

3) the excessively harsh demands the allies put on germany, which led to the rise of a nationalist-socialist movement (i.e., adolf hitler and the nazis) that both promised revenge on the allies and a major boost for the german people, who were poor and humiliated on the world arena. of course, as we all know, quite often, campaign promises fall short.

4) a german businessmen who used jews as slave labor in his business, but later used this as an opportunity to spare jews inevitable death in the concentration camps.

5) the basic plot: a young couple wander into a mid-western town where all the adults are apparently dead and the children participate in a cult that worships a malevolent force in the corn fields. a film and a stephen king novella.

6) hide in a closet for 19 years

7) at?om?ize (t-mz)
tr.v. at?om?ized, at?om?iz?ing, at?om?iz?es
1) to reduce to or separate into atoms.
2) to reduce to tiny particles or a fine spray.
3) to break into small fragments.
4) to subject to bombardment with atomic weapons.

8) new media

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by theSoulfulMofo:
So why are yawns contagious?

If someone cries in an empty forest, does anyone care?

Can light still be the fastest traveling phenomena if it can't escape the gravity of a black hole or quasar?

How many parallel universes are there? Can't they all collapse to one, if they're infinite possibilities?

What kind of sexual intercourse is the most pleasurable? Straight? Gay? Menage-trios? S&M?

Does the Devil exist? How bout MacPhisto?

In your opinion, why does funk rap-core, like Limp Bizkit, Incubus and Linkin Park, make it so big? Are they really that good?

1) psychosis

2) no, perhaps sadly

3) yes, as black holes are really the measure of gravity, which are probably the strongest forces of gravity in the universe

4) whortense sex

5) satan, perhaps. macphisto, not outside of this forum.

6) excellent marketing, with a lack of musical talent in the industry, so people will settle for (c)rap. as for talent? they're nothing unique. notice how they all sound the same.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by mikal:
Why all of a sudden do I get drunk so fast when my tolerance was sky high a month ago?

Do you feel bad for the band, "Anthrax"?

Who is the hottest girl you've ever seen?

Why do girls get so intimidated by my good looks?

What state produces the most dairy products?

1) the addiction center of your brain repairs itself from damage when you don't drink for a long time.

2) no.

3) winona ryder.

4) women have issues.

5) california.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by zooropamanda:
is intereference really a cult?

is z edge having an affair with bonochick?

is deathbear enjoying himself in europe?

is skeek really dawson from dawson's creek?

does melon need a holiday in tahiti?

when will bono realise he made a mistake and should have married me?

is the wanderer ever going to notice me?

1) yes

2) no

3) yes

4) no

5) yes

6) not forseeable in the future

7) if you make a post that says "hey wanderer" and put in surprise nude pics of yourself, it's likely he'll notice you

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by speedracer:
Suppose Monty Hall offers me whatever prize is sitting behind my choice of one of three doors, and that behind one door is a car, while behind the other two doors is nothing. Suppose that I pick one door, and that Monty opens a different door, showing that that door has nothing behind it. If Monty allows me to switch doors, should I do so?

maybe.

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by Hewson:
Why are there no "B" batteries?

Who shot J.R.?

When the moon is in the seventh star, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, will peace really guide the planet?

What is the best card?


1) there are b batteries.

2) kristen shepard, j.r.'s sister-in-law, who was pregnant with his baby

3) no

4) the naked ones

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by BabyGrace:
why am I addicted to Feedback? or the internet for that matter? and why do i find so many painful things here?

when will U2 come on tour to the States again?
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fine, when's their next album coming out?

when are you retiring whortense or whoever it is?

how the hell did you end up so smart?

are you really enjoying answering these questions?

when will I like myself? you dont have to answer taht i know the answer
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1) depleted dopamine reserves, caused by inherent stress on the internet, lending to addiction and depression. multiply this factor by probably half the members of this forum

2) now; next year

3) you'll never know, as whortense will just fade away one day without notice

4) intellectual activities were my diversion from reality

5) sometimes

6) when you stop caring about what others think and you rid yourself of societal expectations

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by Bonochick:
1. Why does my cat lick my socks?

2. How can I stop getting stressed out over everything?

3. Is there anyway to get my Barbie's head back onto her body to have it actually stay without using harmful adhesives? If so, how?

4. How will I die?


1) cats like things that smell like ass

2) increase your magnesium intake

3) there's no other way

4) happy

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
Originally posted by gherman:

Heres a question I already have the answer for...

Q. What's wears green and white and can't count backwards from 10 to 0?

A. A Michigan State Student!

q. what do you call a beautiful girl at university of michigan?

a. a visitor

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~whortense wiffin
walla walla, washington
 
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