Isn't it time for Bono to drop this whole Africa thing...

[Dusty Bottoms]

and give his full attention to Global Warming? I mean, Africa is just one continent, Global Warming is the whole Globe.

If we all die of overheatedness, there won't be anyone left to save Africa anyway, right?

 

[corianderstem]

Oh, Dusty Bottoms.

It's nice to have you back here.

 

[redhotswami]

Do you even know what nada means?

 

[Dusty Bottoms]

Isn't that a light chicken gravy?

 

[phillyfan26]

Spanish for "nothing?"

 

[Dusty Bottoms]

But seriously now, am I right or am I right?

 

[last unicorn]

Another nonsense thread?



Must be the moon or something.

 

[redhotswami]

Spanish for "nothing?"

 

[phillyfan26]

Spanish for "he swims?"

 

[Dusty Bottoms]

Another nonsense thread?



Must be the moon or something.

Sorry, the current moon phase is a waxing crescent, which means it is only 40% full, so no, the moon has nothing to do with this.

And I am offended you are referring to my thread as nonsense, the impending doom of our planet is as about as serious as it gets, don't you think?

And no offense to Al Gore, but I see Bono as being the only man on this planet that can really help us.

 

[last unicorn]

OK, I understand your point. But the fight for Africa is also a fight against the climate change.

And Bono won't "drop" Africa because you cannot simply "drop" such a cause.

It's not a hobby you take on and let go if you don't like it any more. This is beyond discussion, really.

 

[UberBeaver]

I think Bono should just give all the African people steroids then they can survive both starvation and global warming. It's a win/win.

 

[redhotswami]

think of the baseball players!

 

[UberBeaver]

say goodbye to baseball

That's rascist man, not cool. Not cool.

 

[redhotswami]

That's rascist man, not cool. Not cool.

i was referring to the reallocation of steroids. the players would starve

somebody has to lose, i guess.

 

[coolian2]

If Bono starts on global warming i'm going to personally throw him into the sun


Then maybe a joke, like "hot enough for ya?? hahahahahha"

 

[coolian2]

Wait, people. He's talking about waste management, that affects the whole damn planet!

 

[UberBeaver]

i was referring to the reallocation of steroids. the players would starve

somebody has to lose, i guess.

Nah - there's more than enough steroids to go around.

 

[Canadiens1131]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhhh! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhhh!

 

[corianderstem]

If Bono starts on global warming i'm going to personally throw him into the sun

You shouldn't be throwing anyone, not with your bad back.

 

[coolian2]

Not even small guy?

Where have i mentioned having a bad back. Are you in reality my neighbour? Do i already live in Seattle?

 

[Zoomerang96]

africa is so 1980's anyway.

i saw an interesting panel debate on the onion as regards whether the people of darfur even realize how much america is doing for them. it's the same thing really... if they're not careful, they're going to be considered just another "thing from 2007".

 

[corianderstem]

Not even small guy?

Where have i mentioned having a bad back. Are you in reality my neighbour? Do i already live in Seattle?

Oh, that was just a failed Ferris Bueller reference.

PHAIL.

 

[Trinity3000]

Africa is SO '80s... global warming is much sexier these days.

 

[coolian2]

Oh, that was just a failed Ferris Bueller reference.

PHAIL.

I was wondering why i couldn't see the space needle

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I hear global pandemics will be the next "it" cause

 

[The Sad Punk]

Jeremy Clarkson loves this thread!

 

[Canadiens1131]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhhh! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahhhh!

 

[mikal]

ZooTV Bono would have just ordered Africa 10,000 pizzas.

 

[Axver]

Jeremy Clarkson loves this thread!

It will be on the next episode, along with Al Gore as the star in a reasonably priced car.

(I would pay good money to see that.)