OMG, I haven't laughed so hard between gasping in ages! So. What the f***....I say it enough around just myself!! Here we go:
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Where did the term "fuck" originate? It was definitely here in the United States, but it's exact origins are murky. Here is one explanation. In the 19th century, sensual and sometimes extreme sexual acts between couples in public were an offense. Probably comparable to today's lewd conduct, these public offenses yielded a term from law enforcement agencies. "Fornification (sex) Under Carnal (sensual) Knowledge" was the name of the offense. Why or how this charge became one of America's most defining words is not clearly known. But then again,
who the fuck cares?
As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
Greetings: "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud: "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay: "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression: "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust: "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion: "What the fuck....?"
Diffuclty: "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair: "Fucked again."
Incompetence: "He fucks up everything."
Displeasure: "What the fuck is going on."
Lost: "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief: "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation: "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Pain: "Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure: "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love: "Do ya Fuck on first dates ?"
Starting a relationship: "Let's fuck now!.
Surprise: "Fucking hell what was that?"
Hate: "You Fuck"
Disappointment: "That?s not Fucking fair"
Lost: "Where the fuck are we ?"
A poker hand: "A royal fuck"
Denial: "I didn't fucking do it"
Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it"
Apathy: "Who gives a fuck"
Resignation: "Oh fuck it"
Suspicion: "Who the fuck are you"
Panic: "Lets get the fuck out of here"
Directions: "Fuck off"
Maternal: "Motherfucker"
Incestuous: "Motherfucker"
Ambiguity: "I'm not so fucking sure"
I'm think I'm now *completely* scandalized.
[This message has been edited by Discoteque (edited 12-20-2001).]