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It wasn't me, I fuckin' swear.
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is "FUCK" a bad word???
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It wasn't me, I fuckin' swear.
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"A fanatic is one who won't change his mind and won't change the subject." -Winston Churchill
z edge
I serve MacPhisto
Originally posted by Deathbear's Fly Girl:
I knew it would be you z edge !!!!!!!!!
Now you suffer the consequences of telling the Goddess to Fuck Off!
I will now blow up your chicken.
What the-
You say you are gonna'choke my chicken???
WTF??
P.S.
FUCK
crystalcrowe
The Fly
"Fuck that shit is all we can say here..." - Greg Proops
What about "shit"? Is "shit" a bad word? If so, why?
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crystalcrowe.
stilldreamingtoday.
"Cause it sounds better than the truth.. la-la-la la la-la-la-la..." (Greg Proops)
What about "shit"? Is "shit" a bad word? If so, why?
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crystalcrowe.
stilldreamingtoday.
"Cause it sounds better than the truth.. la-la-la la la-la-la-la..." (Greg Proops)
z edge
I serve MacPhisto
No No No-shit(e) is an awesome word-esp if you add the '(e)' to the end of it!
z edge where the FUCK have you been????
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I hear unborn chicken voices in my head.
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I hear unborn chicken voices in my head.
jesseu2
Refugee
I just got this in my email a little while ago, pretty informative/funny.
T H E "F" - W O R D S T Y L E G U I D E
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language,"fuck falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective(Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".!
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings - "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud - "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation - "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble - "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression - "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust - "Fuck me."
7. Confusion - "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty - "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair - Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure - "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure - "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost - "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief - "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation - "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial - "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity - "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy - "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings - "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion - "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic - "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions - "Fuck off."
22. Disbelief - "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
Anne Boleyn
"It's someone's 100th fucking birthday today!"
Willard Scott
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"
Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
Joan of Arc
"She wants how much fucking money?!?!?"
Donald Trump
"Look! Almost every fucking kernel popped!"
Orville Reddenbacher
T H E "F" - W O R D S T Y L E G U I D E
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language,"fuck falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can also be used as an adjective(Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck".!
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings - "How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud - "I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation - "Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble - "I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Aggression - "FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust - "Fuck me."
7. Confusion - "What the fuck.......?"
8. Difficulty - "I don't understand this fucking business!"
9. Despair - Fucked again..."
10. Pleasure - "I fucking couldn't be happier."
11. Displeasure - "What the fuck is going on here?"
12. Lost - "Where the fuck are we."
13. Disbelief - "UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!"
14. Retaliation - "Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial - "I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity - "I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy - "Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
18. Greetings - "How the fuck are ya?"
19. Suspicion - "Who the fuck are you?"
20. Panic - "Let's get the fuck out of here."
21. Directions - "Fuck off."
22. Disbelief - "How the fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Motherfucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?"
Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?"
General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?"
Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll."
Anne Boleyn
"It's someone's 100th fucking birthday today!"
Willard Scott
"Any fucking idiot could understand that."
Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!"
Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?"
Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"
Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!"
Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?"
Joan of Arc
"She wants how much fucking money?!?!?"
Donald Trump
"Look! Almost every fucking kernel popped!"
Orville Reddenbacher
jesseu2
Refugee
This needs to be bumped back to the fuckin top of the forum.
popkidu2
War Child
now I'm serious...will this thread ever fucking die?
C'mon....we don't want the success of this thread to go to the head of such a fuckwatt like the Wanderer
only kidding buddy........
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To use the old hippy saying, it ain't where you're from, it's where you're at. And right now. If you're listening to this CD, you're already watching the sunset in your mind, feeling the heat on your skin and whilling away the hours. Simply chilled. Best way to keep it, really. -Matthew Kershaw - Ibiza Sunset.
C'mon....we don't want the success of this thread to go to the head of such a fuckwatt like the Wanderer
only kidding buddy........
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To use the old hippy saying, it ain't where you're from, it's where you're at. And right now. If you're listening to this CD, you're already watching the sunset in your mind, feeling the heat on your skin and whilling away the hours. Simply chilled. Best way to keep it, really. -Matthew Kershaw - Ibiza Sunset.
FUCK!!!!
We lost some fucking posts. Fuckshitfuckshitfuck.
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Server transitions are not people too.
We lost some fucking posts. Fuckshitfuckshitfuck.
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Server transitions are not people too.
Nate Dogg
Refugee
AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCK!!!!!!!!!
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Nate
"Ready for the shuffle
Ready for the deal
Ready to let go of the steering wheel
I'm ready
Ready for the crush"
-Zoo Station
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Nate
"Ready for the shuffle
Ready for the deal
Ready to let go of the steering wheel
I'm ready
Ready for the crush"
-Zoo Station
Nate Dogg
Refugee
The stale cookies are trying to kill this fucking thread!!
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Nate
"Ready for the shuffle
Ready for the deal
Ready to let go of the steering wheel
I'm ready
Ready for the crush"
-Zoo Station
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Nate
"Ready for the shuffle
Ready for the deal
Ready to let go of the steering wheel
I'm ready
Ready for the crush"
-Zoo Station
jesseu2
Refugee
ahhhhh you fucking cookie monsters!!!!!
DAMMIT COOKIES ARE PEOPLE TOO!
NicaMom
Den Mother
If you were my kid you would get spanking for saying the "F" word...So I guess it IS a bad word.
Vampire_Or_a_Vixen?
The Fly
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You thought this was going to fuckin' die did you?
Foxxern
Refugee
Hell no, err, fuck no!
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Change is the only constant
Nate Dogg
Refugee
Fuck all that shit...
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Nate
"Ready for the shuffle
Ready for the deal
Ready to let go of the steering wheel
I'm ready
Ready for the crush"
-Zoo Station
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Nate
"Ready for the shuffle
Ready for the deal
Ready to let go of the steering wheel
I'm ready
Ready for the crush"
-Zoo Station
bullet the blue sky
Refugee
Fuck is quite a bad word when used on its own.
But cunt is worse.
Incidentally, you European soccer fans may remember the German footballer called Stefan Kuntz. He scored against England in one game and as he's putting the ball in the net the commentator screams "Kuntz!!"
Never has one word so accurately conveyed the feelings of a nation
But cunt is worse.
Incidentally, you European soccer fans may remember the German footballer called Stefan Kuntz. He scored against England in one game and as he's putting the ball in the net the commentator screams "Kuntz!!"
Never has one word so accurately conveyed the feelings of a nation
~LadyLemon~
I Serve Larry's Stick
THANK FUCKING GOD IT IS FUCKING FRIDAY!!!!!!
THIS WEEK FUCKING SUCKED!!!!
--thankyou, thankyouvery much
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-The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?
-They suck!
-So it's not just a clever name...
THIS WEEK FUCKING SUCKED!!!!
--thankyou, thankyouvery much
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-The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?
-They suck!
-So it's not just a clever name...
Johnny Swallow
Bad Daddy Johnny
Does anyone like that Van Hagar album? F.U.C.K?
This may seem to you guys like the thread that will not die and stay buried but it has a LLLLOOOOOONNNNNGGGG way to go if it's to compare with the "Bono is, uh, elevated!" thread on PLEBA which is now up to 8 pages and over 300 posts!
Is that an Interference record?!
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Vampire_Or_a_Vixen?
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FUCK NO.
ZOOTB
Acrobat
How in the fuck did this thread get ressurected??
Vampire_Or_a_Vixen?
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Fucked if I know.
z edge
I serve MacPhisto
FUCKING glad to be a fucking part of this fucked up 'fuck' thread that fucking makes no fucking sense whatsofucking ever yet fuck me cause we still fucking keep coming the fuck in here just to say
FUCK
FUCK
unforgettableFOXfire
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Someone needs to get a fuckometer so we can see just how many times people have said fuck, or some fuck related word (fucker, fucking, etc) throughout this post... lol!
My bet is its somewhere around 500 or 600 lol
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My bet is its somewhere around 500 or 600 lol
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No-one cries like a mother cries / For Peace on earth
The_Sweetest_Thing
MacPhisto's serving wench
Know what? Fuck this thread, fuck this AND that, and fuck u too!
SweetOnU2
the invisible woman
"Why this will be the longest Thread In History"... I believe was the longest thread so far!! Up to 18 fucken' pages! I was so fucken mad when it fucken' broke!
Awwww, memories!
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