Intentionally Cruel Reviews II

[JMScoopy]

i guess making silly jokes about Bono and U2 is too much for this forum, but ill start up the "cruel" album reviews again. ill post the one i did earlier.

my review of Rattle and Hum:

Helter Skelter- nothing like starting an album off with a shitty cover.
Van Dieman's Land- Hold me now?!?! I'd like to hold this CD to a gas burner.
Desire- I have the desire to scratch my ears off.
Hawkmoon 269- They should call the song Bangmyhead 269, cause thats what i did after listening to it, 269 times.
All Along the Watchtower- Oops, i missed this one while i was asleep.
I Still Havent Found What Im Looking For- More like I Still Havent Found the Stomach to Listen to This All the Way Through
Freedom for my People- If only U2 could sound this good.
Silver and Gold- Nothing like a song that is 1/2 a political rant about something nobody gives a shit about.
Pride- SUCKS
Angel of Harlem- More amazing guitar by the Edge, NOT!
Love Rescue Me- I'd love to be rescued from this shit.
When Love Comes to Town- white men trying to be black
Heartland- ZZzzz, im gonna go take a shit now.
God Part II- skipped it after the first 45 seconds, worst song i ever heard. BOORRING! And who gives a shit what you believe in Bone-O?
Star Spangled Banner- at first i thought The Edge was playing this, but then i remembered Edge cant play solos.
Bullet the Blue Sky- Id like to bullet the producers of this album.
All I Want Is You- All I Want is the hour or so of my life i wasted listening to this fucking thing back.

Unfortunatly, i think some will truly agree with this review!

 

[vaz02]

Intentionally Cruel Reviews II - Not half as good as the orginal cover

 

[U2girl]

 

[LemonMelon]

This'll be closed in like, 5 seconds, but I'll bite.

Achtung Baby
1. Zoo Station - A bunch of noise and clatter by a band grasping for straws.
2. EBTTRT - A sad attempt to get onto radio...it wasn't even able to do that very well.
3. One - Boring and cliched. Who wants to hear a song with thousands of possible meanings? ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN!
4. UTEOTW - Sounds like they just slowed down New Year's Day.
5. WGRYWH - The worst sounding U2 song ever. Who wants guitars you can actually hear?
6. So Cruel - This song is cruel.
7. The Fly - Baner got a new (contrived) identity. How did he get the idea for this? Was he swatting at a fly? He must have hit himself in the head.
8. Mysterious Ways - See EBTTRT.
9. TTTYAATW - I'm tired of typing out these bloody acronyms!
10. Ultraviolet - Britney, eat your heart out.
11. Acrobat - A bunch of noise and crap, with cheesy lyrics.
12. Love Is Blindness - No melody = no song.

 

[Sicy]

Sorry, spin off threads of closed threads are not allowed.