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U2 dork:

I have considered your request to unplug my computer, but Adam has informed me that he wants to use it to e mail Henry Rollins and then surf for porn.
 
I was actually referring to fullonedge and his manic posting in just about EVERY thread in the forum.

oh... and tell Adam he's looking pimp tight...
 
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neutral said:
Oh can you please ask Adam if he'll wear that gas mask from Popmart again on this tour.


Thanks,
neutral
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I'll second that request.

Also, if Adam puts the gas mask on, he'll stop eating usamilo out of house and home.
 
usamilo said:
neutral:

Adam informs me that he no longer carries the gas mask since breaking up with Naomi Campbell.
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Tell Adam his memory's faulty. Naomi Campbell broke up with him during ZooTV. The gas mask came after, on Popmart.

Really, he needs to sober up, then he remembers things!
 
U2dork said:
I was actually referring to fullonedge and his manic posting in just about EVERY thread in the forum.

oh... and tell Adam he's looking pimp tight...
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manic was only appropriate for the excitement aroused at witnessing bono doing some sort of wiggle.

it's enough to drive anybody nuts!
 
Adam begs your forgiveness Axver. He claims not to have been this drunk since the day before the pay per view in your country.
 
WHOA WHOA WHOA YOU FOUND ADAM?!?!? CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP HIM RESTRAINED UNTIL I CAN GET THERE. I'LL NEVER FIND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR GIVE ME UR ADDRESS ~~
 
I hardly think restraint is needed. Adam can barely stand up. He looked like he was about to hurl, so I took him outside where I was able to use his state of intoxication and my garage door opener to convince him I was God, I mean Bono.
 
Mikal, Adam decided to redecorate with a few of his spoons

usamilo said:
Adam begs your forgiveness Axver. He claims not to have been this drunk since the day before the pay per view in your country.
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I hope that he will bribe me into forgiving him through a gift of some of those spoons.
 
Seeking Adam said:
WHERE IS ADAM. CAN HE GET ON THE PUTER??!!1 :shocked: :happy
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I imagine he's that drunk he's literally ON the computer right now ...
 
Please ask him to do a little wiggle for me!

If he does, I'll smile to myself and return to my former self.
 
Take heart FullonEdge2. Adam has currently made a dash to my bathroom where he is involved with a case of the dry heaves. It looks a little like a wiggle, but it is not a pretty wiggle.
 
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usamilo said:
Take heart FullonEdge2. Adam has currently mad a dash to my bathroom where is involved with a case of the dry heaves. It looks a little like a wiggle, but it is not a pretty wiggle.
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Yes! Yes! Yes!

Ahh, it might not be pretty but I love it anyways.
thank you so much usamilo!

I feel much better after imagining that.
 
mikal said:
what the hell happened to this place?
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It is too much blue crack. :crack:

Just the other day, my wife asked me how my day at work went. "Not good at all hun. No leaks, some bitching, some lying, and some terrible pictures that I can't get out of my head (bono at the gym)." She says something like maybe I need to consider my happiness and evaluate my job. Oh, I LOVE my job baby! :D
 
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