Yes...it's true.
Everyone's favorite hostile person has found someone. *waits for gasps and 'oh my god, that poor girl...' quotes'.
Rest assured that she is wonderful, and smart, and makes me feel confortable being myself, which is so important to me.
Now, while I may be happy and basking in my own happiness, rest assured that I will still be my usual hostile, mean self to most everyone around here. I still hate 96% of you. That may never change.
However, you may feel free to guess the name of the girl that I have fallen in love with. Anyone who succedes in guessing her name will forever be liked by me. Yes, that's right. No matter who it is, be it Skeek, Elvis, or Captain Rectum, I will no longer include you in that 96% of the people that I hate.
So, let this be a celebration of my happiness, and a contest to win my tolerance.
And by the way...i truly am in love with her...I'm crazy about her. She makes my smile...just thinking about her makes me happy.
Let the guessing begin!
Everyone's favorite hostile person has found someone. *waits for gasps and 'oh my god, that poor girl...' quotes'.
Rest assured that she is wonderful, and smart, and makes me feel confortable being myself, which is so important to me.
Now, while I may be happy and basking in my own happiness, rest assured that I will still be my usual hostile, mean self to most everyone around here. I still hate 96% of you. That may never change.
However, you may feel free to guess the name of the girl that I have fallen in love with. Anyone who succedes in guessing her name will forever be liked by me. Yes, that's right. No matter who it is, be it Skeek, Elvis, or Captain Rectum, I will no longer include you in that 96% of the people that I hate.
So, let this be a celebration of my happiness, and a contest to win my tolerance.
And by the way...i truly am in love with her...I'm crazy about her. She makes my smile...just thinking about her makes me happy.
Let the guessing begin!