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Old 06-18-2002, 04:33 AM   #1
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Have you asked the Oracle?

On U2.com you can ask the Oracle U2 questions

My question was:

when will i marry Larry

The Oracle said:

Midnight is where the day begins


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Old 06-18-2002, 09:56 AM   #2
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I've played with the Oracle before...sometimes you get some really appropriate answers! *lol*

"Knight in shining Zubaz."

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Old 06-18-2002, 12:32 PM   #3
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“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
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Old 06-18-2002, 01:42 PM   #4
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When I asked it some months ago, it was .

Is Bono's driving really THAT bad?

In the howling wind comes a rattle and hum.

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Old 06-18-2002, 06:41 PM   #5
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Q: When will I meet the band?
A: You'll be the first to know.

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Old 06-19-2002, 09:34 PM   #6
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Q: Oracle, how did you get to be so smart?
A: courtesy of the advertising industry.

and this one was just in case the opportunity arises(old boy scout, be prepared)

Q: what is Adam's favourite dessert?
A: it's dog eat dog, but cats like to lick.

rotfl...I LOVE that reply!!
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Old 06-19-2002, 11:44 PM   #7
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A PLEBA -type question while my hubby's travelling:

When will Bono kiss me??

Oracle: When the stars fall from the sky...

I'd take that to mean in August (around his twentieth anniversary)!! I can dream can't i????
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Old 06-20-2002, 01:11 AM   #8
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I totally forgot that thing existed!

*Runs off to the Oracle to find her fate.....
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Old 06-20-2002, 02:13 AM   #9
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Q: Who's the biggest U2 fan?
A: The god I believe in isn't short of cash mister.

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Old 06-20-2002, 11:56 AM   #10
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If I walk away, will you follow?

The future is so predictable. The past is too uncomfortable.

Does this mean the Oracle isn't a big fan of the Boy days? Or does he or she not want to follow me? Hehe.

Edit: I realised it needs to be a 'W' question. Therefore I asked,

What will happen if I stare at the sun too long?
Thank you for your continued interest.
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Old 06-20-2002, 12:06 PM   #11
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Q. Why didn't the third leg have a st. paul stop?

A. don't expect, suggest.

i did too, i totally emailed them that one...to no avail

Q: what the hell is wrong with me sometimes! ( )

A: you're an accident waiting to happen.

might i add, thanks a forkin lot there oracle, the next week i got into a car accident

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