Have you asked the Oracle?

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I've played with the Oracle before...sometimes you get some really appropriate answers! *lol*
 
When I asked it some months ago, it was :lol: .

Is Bono's driving really THAT bad?

In the howling wind comes a rattle and hum.

:lol:
 
Q: Oracle, how did you get to be so smart?
A: courtesy of the advertising industry.


and this one was just in case the opportunity arises(old boy scout, be prepared)

Q: what is Adam's favourite dessert?
A: it's dog eat dog, but cats like to lick.

rotfl...I LOVE that reply!!
 
I totally forgot that thing existed!

*Runs off to the Oracle to find her fate.....
 
Q: Who's the biggest U2 fan?
A: The god I believe in isn't short of cash mister.

:lol:
 
If I walk away, will you follow?

The future is so predictable. The past is too uncomfortable.

Hmm...
Does this mean the Oracle isn't a big fan of the Boy days? Or does he or she not want to follow me? Hehe.

Edit: I realised it needs to be a 'W' question. Therefore I asked,

What will happen if I stare at the sun too long?
Thank you for your continued interest.
 
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Q. Why didn't the third leg have a st. paul stop?

A. don't expect, suggest.

i did too, i totally emailed them that one...to no avail :mad:



Q: what the hell is wrong with me sometimes! ( :mad: )

A: you're an accident waiting to happen.


might i add, thanks a forkin lot there oracle, the next week i got into a car accident :mad:
 
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