Gee, thanks, Captian Obvious...

[Screaming Flower]

January 4, 2002
Condensed from The Daily Record:

Celebrity stars

When the stars want to know what lies in store for them, they consult
the stars. Fame, love, money ... here's what the lives of the rich and
famous will be experiencing in the zodiac for 2002

Lynne Ewart
Jan 3, 2002

Taurus

BONO

This talented singer will play a huge role in a charity organisation and
could even make a large financial contribution of his own. He will
continue to create hits with U2 and may be given an award for their
achievements and commitment to the industry. A tour of a country he's
never been to could happen and a new outlook will follow.

 

[sulawesigirl4]

lmao. I could have written THAT! hahahaha.

 

[Screaming Flower]

sorry i spelled captain wrong. love it when that happens.

 

[mikal]

THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bono will wear a pair of shades this year!!!

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Look what you did, you little JERK!

Kevin! You're such a disease!

 

[Sicy]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME !!!!!!!!

 

[Screaming Flower]

even more lame than a diamondprediction.

 

[Angel]

Originally posted by Screaming Flower:
even more lame than a diamondprediction.

Oh dear.

 

[Salome]

Originally posted by Screaming Flower:
A tour of a country he's
never been to could happen and a new outlook will follow.

what countries would that be?
he's been about everywhere

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[zonelistener]

Seems like a prediction from the signing psychic on the Daily Show (who has also appeared on a BBC show)

 

[Screaming Flower]

Originally posted by Salome:
what countries would that be?
he's been about everywhere

guam.

 

[lazyboy]

Originally posted by Salome:
what countries would that be?
he's been about everywhere

Oooooooooh reeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaally??????

This just in......U2 to play sell out gig on moon...TBC Extra gig on Mars

At least we know they have 1 or 2 spacers as as fans already.............

*looks directly at PLEBAans*

 

[Discoteque]

*blink blink*

you tawkin to ME, lazy???

disco...ok, i guess i'm a card-carrying PLEBAN fer cryin out loud...ssshhh...just don't tell anyone

Originally posted by lazyboy:
Oooooooooh reeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaally??????

This just in......U2 to play sell out gig on moon...TBC Extra gig on Mars

At least we know they have 1 or 2 spacers as as fans already.............

*looks directly at PLEBAans*

 

[lazyboy]

Ahem, no, not at all Disco! I just........umm.... like looking at ye lot, wasn't insinuating anything!?!

I was talking bout.......ummm.............Dutch people, like Salomey!

*fears the rath of PLEBA*

 

[NicaMom]

I'm consulting my glass lemon and I see a "Best Rock Album" Grammy for U2 this year.

 

[Salome]

Originally posted by lazyboy:
I was talking bout.......ummm.............Dutch people, like Salomey!

thanks, we try to do our best to fit in though

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

[This message has been edited by Salome (edited 01-04-2002).]

 

[lazyboy]

Originally posted by Salome:
thanks, we try to do our best to fit in though

And what a job ye do!!

I mean it's bloody brilliant, those "windmills", and "dams" ye have every1 believing in, and "tulip" fields!!

Aww, just ingenius! Ah but ye did get caught using yer "tulips" for other things, c'mon, leave the soccer to the organic people! None of these "Stam"s or "De Boer"s or "Davids"s, that was pushing it too far!

 

[kobayashi]

you are likely to face a challenge today...

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you can stuff your sorries in a sack mister

 

[Salome]

Originally posted by lazyboy:
c'mon, leave the soccer to the organic people! None of these "Stam"s or "De Boer"s or "Davids"s, that was pushing it too far!

we're just testing on them
when we've got these bugs fixed we will try to make Holland the greatest cricket nation on earth
now THAT'S a sport

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

[This message has been edited by Salome (edited 01-04-2002).]

 

[sulawesigirl4]

The other day at a Chinese restaurant my fortune cookie read:

Your love of music will be an important part of your life. (And one of the lucky numbers on the list was 40!)

*plays music from Twilight Zone*

ffffffreaky!

-sula

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by NicaMom:
I'm consulting my glass lemon and I see a "Best Rock Album" Grammy for U2 this year.

Damn, where can I get one of those, Nica?!

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I know your garden's full
But is there sweetness at all?

 

[Sicy]

I guess the dams dont exist cuz I cant find any.

 

[Salome]

Originally posted by Sicy:
I guess the dams dont exist cuz I cant find any.

try Volendam, Amsterdam or Edam

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[Screaming Flower]

this thread just keeps getting weirder and weirder - psychics to aliens to cricket to dams. i are confused...

 

[Sicy]

 

[lazyboy]

LMFAO!! Thats it sicy! See? Proof they are building a race to take over the earth!!!

Salome has something to do with it here, and he's a Mod, what's next??? Watch your back Elvis, soon this place will be a big "Netherland"

Hmm, LOL Salome!!! I presume that was a joke, the oul' "cricket" being a sport

You are so funny man! I dunno how you do it, but that there was your defining moment!!! You've added years to my life

Here's to hoping they aren't in a sweatshop producing more Dutch sport "people"

 

[Salome]

Originally posted by lazyboy:
You've added years to my life

don't forget that we can take years of your life just as easy

sweatshops?
we use state of the art labs for that

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Originally posted by Screaming Flower:
even more lame than a diamondprediction.

Now WAIT a Got Damn minute here!

Db9

-for the record I also ACCURATELY predicted The Diamondbacks in 7 against the Yankees..
So there...
...smooch my butt.

Thank You.

[This message has been edited by Diamond The U2 Patriot (edited 01-05-2002).]

 

[Screaming Flower]

Originally posted by Diamond The U2 Patriot:
so smooch my butt.

no thanks.

i was just kidding diamondspaz.

 

[Diamond The U2 Patriot]

Me too.

hoo
hah

db9

 

[Sicy]

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