Favorite One Liners

[Odd Sponge Out]

How specific. Do you just have it memorized, or were you watching the video as you posted? If you were watching, could you direct me towards it, maybe? 8D

 

[~BrightestStar~]

September 16, 2005, Toronto, ON

(Bono, while trying to phone B.B. King so we could sing him Happy Birthday and having no luck at all)

"Here, Edge can do it, he's a scientist."
(laughter)
"What, you think all that echo unit shit is easy?!"

I was at that show. Let's not forget...
"shhhh! Quiet! The scientist needs silence to concentrate!" (or something of that sort)

Is this even a quote from Bono? I found it on IMDB while searching for other stuff. And if it's real, then when is it from?

Also if it's real, then



"I could go onstage, unzip my pants, and hang my dick out, and people would think it was a statement about something."

I think that was in the book U2: At the end of the world?

 

[Acrobat51829]

"You need to have balls in order to shake them."
-from a German TV interview in 2005

 

[Cin]

also:

"Could you pass me a tissue please, Nathan?" from Rattle and Hum always made me laugh for some reason.

me too,he's so polite

 

[EdgeIsTooSexy]

I was at that show. Let's not forget...
"shhhh! Quiet! The scientist needs silence to concentrate!" (or something of that sort)



I think that was in the book U2: At the end of the world?

yeaah its in one of the books

 

[sue4u2]

One of my favorites: It wasn't part of the lyrics to The Saints are coming, so I guess it could be a one liner or 4...
the live concert at the re-opening of the Super Dome in New Orleans after hurricane Katrina.

"We're living like birds in Magnolia trees
Child on the rooftop
Mother on her knees.
Her sign reads: Please, I am an American!"

 

[U2girl]

Militant fans.

 

[ramblin rose]

Put down your fucking phone

You mean this? I always thought it was a guy he was yelling at. This was one disjointed version of SBS, maybe his pants were just too tight.

Bono at MSG, NYC - October 8, 2005

 

[Gonna Run 2 U]

You picked the wrong night for an arm wrestle sonny