Does anyone have advice on how to fight a 6'5, 250lb jealous ex-fiance?

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Originally posted by speedracer:
Purchase a suit of plate mail. I think they sell for 750 gold pieces at Garth's Olde Equipment Shoppe.

Hahhaahaha.. I'm not sure exactly where this comes from, but There's nothing like remembering the good ol' days of AD&D Pools of Radiance.

L.Unplugged
 
Get a restraining order out on him. If he approaches you, you can get him arrested. If he picks a fight, get an assault/battery charge. Maybe if he gets enough of a criminal record over stupid things, he'll shape up.

Melon

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Originally posted by Danospano:
Well, what would a Charlie's Angel do?
Of course, she'd whip into her Charlie's Angel gun toting, leather panted pose for scare tactics first.
She'd flip her long luscious hair, bat her eyelids, and then swing around with a high heeled boot and pretend to be scary.

Dano, I say you grab the leather pants and get booted up for some Charlie action.
 
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