Cheesiest lyrics ever

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Right now I get really sick when I hear Train's "Drops of Jupiter" with the lyrics that go:

"she checks out Mozart while she does Tae bo
reminds me that there's room to grow...."

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What are the lyrics out there that turn your stomach, past or present?
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I'm not an actor, I'm not a star
And I don't even have my own car.


Oh wait, none of you would know this band, they're Danish. N/M.

-sula
 
Hey I got nothing against Train I like them and the guy is cute sometimes and I actually even like "Drops of Jupiter!" It's just that one line that is soooooo lame, I was starting a cheesy lyrics thread, not a Train bashing thread, sorry!
 
I love Pat Monahan!!!!!

CHEESE = If you get the choice to sit it out or dance. I HOPE YOU DANCE

oooo dance metaphor. NEVER been done before. blah

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"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT

[This message has been edited by WildHonee (edited 01-01-2002).]
 
I'd say the lyrics to any Britney Spears song are pretty horrible.

For example:
All you people look at me like I?m a little girl
Well did you ever think it'd be okay for me to step into this world?
Always saying little girl don?t step into the club
Well I?m just tryin? to find out why, cause dancing?s what I love (yea)


And
What's practical, what's logical
What the hell, who cares
All I know is I?m so happy
When you?re dancing there.
 
Remember that cheesy "summer girls" song?

Something like - new kids on the block had a bunch of hits, chinese food makes me sick... Need I say more? Ew.
 
Umm...adding to the teeny-bopper mayhem...I think 'N Sync has some of the cheesiest lyrics ever...IMO

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You can dream, so dream out loud!

"The way to be optimistic is not to shut your eyes and close your ears." -Bono

Create Light, Create Unity, Create Joy, CREATE PEACE!
 
Originally posted by She ls Raging:
Remember that cheesy "summer girls" song?

Something like - new kids on the block had a bunch of hits, chinese food makes me sick... Need I say more? Ew.

Oh yeah and 'I like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch'- all you people are coming up with some good lines! I mean BAD ones LMAO! They all make me sick!



[This message has been edited by NON-POPtart (edited 01-01-2002).]
 
Rico Suave
Gerardo


Seguro que han o?do que yo soy educado
Soy un caballerito un chico bien portado
Un joven responsible y siempre bien vestido
Yo no se quien ha mentido

I don't drink or smoke ain't into dope
Won't try no coke, ask me how I do it, I cope
My only addiction has to do with the female species
I eat 'em raw like sushi

No me gustan ternos, mi estilo es moderno
Si me enterno, you me enfermo
Mi apariencia es dura, vivo en la locura
No me vengan con ternuras

So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
You got to know how to deal with a woman
That won't let go
The price you pay for being a gigolo

There's not a woman that can handle
A man like me
That's why I juggle two or three
I ain't one to commit, you can omit that bit
You pop the question that's it
Haber uno, dos, tres, cuatro mujeres
Y la situaci? all? no muere
No es un delito calmo mi apetito
Con un llanto o un grito

So again don't let my lyrics mislead you
I don't love you but I need you
Would you rather have me lie
Take a piece of your pie and say bye
Or be honest and rub your thighs

Well, it's ten o'clock and I'm two hours late
I never said I was a prompt date
But you kept persisting that I meet your parents
Huh, they're going to love my appearance

Ding dong el timbre suena
Tu madre abre, que vieja mas buena
Le digo ?Hola! Pero no para bola
Que se ha creido vieja chola

Go and serve the food mom
Que tengo ambre
If you don't hurry, me va a dar un calambre
Y usted se?or? Why's your chin on the floor?
Sierra la boca por favor

What's this amor, these little huevos?
Esto s? que yo no pruebo

I'm used to good ol' fashioned
Homestyle Spanish cooking
If i try that I'll be puking
Well it's been a pleasure but we got to go
Regresaremos temprano
Cinco, seis, o siete de la ma?ana
Su hija esta en buenas manos

I think the video was even cheesier than the lyrics actually...
 
*turns on a Matchbox Twenty CD and lets the soooooothing sounds of Rob Thomas serenade the lovebirds*
 
Originally posted by babble:

So please don't judge a book by its cover
There's more to being a latin lover
LMAO!!!!! I want this is my sig, lol
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~*Mona*~ 97%compatible with Bono
"Perhaps Miss PLEBA herself" ~GypsyHeartGirl~


"Bono...a sort of holy cross between the Morrisons, Jim and Van"

YOU KNOW I BELIEVE IT
 
Originally posted by April
The vodka is already poured, now all I need is your sweet company and some snuggling.

Let's forget about the vodka and focus on us...


[This message has been edited by DrTeeth (edited 01-01-2002).]
 
Originally posted by babble:
Rico Suave

I remember first hearing that song when I was younger...my older sister and I turned on the radio and just about died laughin' when we heard that song. *lol*

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More songs for you consideration:

Mambo #5

That lame song that goes something like... "I like big butts!"

Hero by Enrique Iglesias

Who Let the Dogs Out!
 
one that comes to mind is Titny Spear's "Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman" or something like that...good lord! there is a never ending list. er anything by modern pop stars...

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U2: Rock's Unbreakable Heart!
 
Originally posted by sulawesigirl4:

That lame song that goes something like... "I like big butts!"

"Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix A Lot...heh...I still remember most of the words...


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