"But it's your ASS"....

[Adam'sbaby]

The idea of Edge pissing on Bono's arm.....

 

[Aardvark747]

"Take this shirt - the one that Edge has ruined with his u-r-ine.....Take this shirt - and GET IT CLEANED"!!

 

[MsMofoGone]

Originally posted by U2girl

assvark

Hello ... Hello ...
We're at a place called "Aardvark's asshole" ...
It's everything we wish we didn't know ...
Is that he gives us something ..... we can feel !! Feel !!

 

[ZeroDude]

I would just like to quote the old sexual innuendo from Peace On Earth

"Where I grew up
There weren't many trees
Where there was we'd tear them down
And use them on our enemies"

 

[Aardvark747]

Hello ... Hello ...
We're at a place called "Aardvark's asshole" ...
It's everything we wish we didn't know ...
Is that he gives us something ..... we can feel !! Feel !!

 

[dr.dae]

blue crack isn`t good for your healt...as I tould you.

 

[dr.dae]

I meant health of course.
those germans having a problem with the "th" as usual...even in typing...

 

[beatlesboy]

Anyone notice that Bono and that sheep have the same facial expression in that photo?

 

[neutral]

Anyone notice that Bono and that sheep have the same facial expression in that photo?

mmhmmm. Noticed that myself.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

That's entirely possible. There's a song (not a U2 song) where the lyrics are "I hope you think I'm welcome" and that is very clear in the studio version, but when the band plays live, sometimes the singer will change it to "I hope you think I'm well hung." Always worth a sincker!

which church song is it?

new order does this a lot - except in their case the original lyrics would've been well hung. (barney sure loves to talk about his penis...)

 

[elysithea]

And now - I shall watch this thread sink fast to the bottom of EYKIW!!

Heh, I don't think so. We're up to five pages so far.

What got me interested in this thread was the title.

 

[JOFO]

Anyone notice that Bono and that sheep have the same facial expression in that photo?

now THAT is funny.

 

[angel_28]

In One Step Closer.....Bono sounds like hes says "a reptile has taken everything i call my own"...i swear he says that...

 

[JOFO]

In One Step Closer.....Bono sounds like hes says "a reptile has taken everything i call my own"...i swear he says that...

damn godzilla!!!

 

[Zoots]

In One Step Closer.....Bono sounds like hes says "a reptile has taken everything i call my own"...i swear he says that...

absolutely! In fact, I posted that in the Misheard lyrics thread.

I'm under the bridge and a reptile's taking evrything I call my own.

 

[JOFO]

I thought in ABOY he sang:

"I like the sound of my own voice
didn't give anyone else a choice
I'm intellectual; pro-choice
racing with your boyfriend"

 

[trish0860]

Jofo- I thought the same exact thing but my last line was "racing with your ball and chain"

 

[Marusa]

 

[Aardvark747]

YES!! A GREAT reason to bring this bk to the top!!

 

[Adam'sbaby]

I hate to admit it but I recently discovered the word ass in I will follow too
I wasn't looking for it, I just heard it.

 

[neutral]

 

[U2ElevatesMe415]

"...The man who's instrument holds mysterious powers over women folk - Adam Clayton"........

*checks out his tight lil' ass as he struts past!*

Oh dear God..
you all just have to say this about adam, my favorite. *dies while thinking about it*

 

[BEVERLY56]

This is a wonderful thread! Just discovered it and laughing my head off!

 

[Aardvark747]

This is a wonderful thread! Just discovered it and laughing my head off!

Cheers!