That cartoon is a great idea gone bad.
In other words, when I read the title of the joke, I was all-set for some serious Bono-mocking. Things like "completes application for sainthood and polishes halo on Monday" or "has dinner invitation with God on Tuesday" or "revives African economy on Thursday, works on Martian economy on Friday" would seem funny to me. Instead, the items this person chose seemed, well, stupid and poorly thought out - items that don't represent Bono at all. I mean, since when does Bono care that everyone has VH-1? The sunglasses comment was a bit funny, but after that, they were just downright idiotic things.
Sigh... another great idea wasted.