Bono offers you a back up mic / guitar... what song do you sing/play?

[theu2fly]

This is a tough one.

I think mic, I'd choose help singing "Where The Streets Have No Name" or "The Fly"

Guitar? Maybe the Fly. Get back to the Zoo TV version.

 

[Axver]

I'd start playing Cartoon World and see if the band know what it is.

 

[blueyedpoet]

no, axver, street mission

 

[Miggy D]

I would sing and play whatever the hell they ordered me to, and be grateful for the opportunity!

 

[shart1780]

Lemon.

 

[Aardvark747]

Whatever I chose - i'm sure i'd know the words better than him!

 

[MsMofoGone]

Whatever I chose - i'm sure i'd know the words better than him!

Bono hands Aardvark the mic and says ...
" Sing for me ... for the rest of this tour ... will you ... please ?? "

 

[Aardvark747]

Bono hands Aardvark the mic and says ...
" Sing for me ... for the rest of this tour ... will you ... please ?? "

replies - "Sure thing my irish pal, as long as I get a section of the tour plane to myself, so I dont have to listen to Adam and his spoon collection stories....."

 

[MsMofoGone]

replies - "Sure thing my irish pal, as long as I get a section of the tour plane to myself, so I dont have to listen to Adam and his spoon collection stories....."

 

[bono_man2002]

"Wooooohoooo Hoooowooooo , ELE-E-VA-TION!"

 

[miss becky]

Assuming I knew how to play guitar....Acrobat!

 

[Aardvark747]

Assuming I knew how to play guitar....Acrobat!

...yeah - and say to him, "u remember this one Bono? WELL DO YA?!?!?!"

 

[WinnieThePoo]

Satellite Of Love

 

[miss becky]

...yeah - and say to him, "u remember this one Bono? WELL DO YA?!?!?!"

I'd turn around and glare at Larry. "Keep the beat now, Larry Mullen Jr.!"

 

[Aardvark747]

I'd turn around and glare at Larry. "Keep the beat now, Larry Mullen Jr.!"

Yeah...none of that drumstick dropping when ur playing with Miss Becky Lawrence!!!

 

[MsMofoGone]

"u remember this one Bono? WELL DO YA?!?!?!"

Bono replies: " Of course not ... That's why I'm going to give up
singing and let Aardvark become the new U2 frontman instead"

 

[intedomine]

Where the Streets have no name...definately!


or maybe Desire or the fly

 

[Aardvark747]

Bono replies: " Of course not ... That's why I'm going to give up
singing and let Aardvark become the new U2 frontman instead"

And henceforth, the band are known - as 'U2747'

Aardvark747 - Lead Vocals / Merry Quips and Story-telling
The Edge - ALL Guitars (cos I cant be bothered with the strumming that Bono does!) Backing Vocals (very quiet, so just MY sweet-sounding voice can be heard through the stadiums!)
Adam Clayton - Tup-thumping Bass
Larry Mullen - Drums (But is not allowed an introduction anymore during gigs - as ONLY I am the ladies man!!)

1st Gig - On top of the roof of Aardvark Music, Paignton, England

16/12/05

Setlist:-

A man and A woman
Lemon
Kite
Mofo
One
Acrobat
Streets
Mercy
Stay
Sometimes....
Miss Sarajevo (Guest vocals from Mr Paul Hewson)
The Hands that built America
Spanish Eyes
2 Shots of Happy, 1 Shot of Sad

Encore:-

Jesus Christ
Christmas (baby please come home)
Heartland......X5

Sidenote - During 'Christmas' - Bono comes back on stage (to boos from the audience!) and to present Aardvark with a Birthday Bottle of Champaign (for which he had to borrow the cash for)

 

[MsMofoGone]

And henceforth, the band are known - as 'U2747'

Is that why the 747 is in your user name ??
What's Aardvark for ??

 

[Aardvark747]

Is that why the 747 is in your user name ??
What's Aardvark for ??

"1st Gig - On top of the roof of Aardvark Music, Paignton, England"



Dunno why I chose 747!! I think I just typed in random numbers - cos 'Aardvark' had already been taken as a username!

 

[miss becky]

And henceforth, the band are known - as 'U2747'

Aardvark747 - Lead Vocals / Merry Quips and Story-telling
The Edge - ALL Guitars (cos I cant be bothered with the strumming that Bono does!) Backing Vocals (very quiet, so just MY sweet-sounding voice can be heard through the stadiums!)
Adam Clayton - Tup-thumping Bass
Larry Mullen - Drums (But is not allowed an introduction anymore during gigs - as ONLY I am the ladies man!!)

1st Gig - On top of the roof of Aardvark Music, Paignton, England

16/12/05

Setlist:-

A man and A woman
Lemon
Kite
Mofo
One
Acrobat
Streets
Mercy
Stay
Sometimes....
Miss Sarajevo (Guest vocals from Mr Paul Hewson)
The Hands that built America
Spanish Eyes
2 Shots of Happy, 1 Shot of Sad

Encore:-

Jesus Christ
Christmas (baby please come home)
Heartland......X5

Sidenote - During 'Christmas' - Bono comes back on stage (to boos from the audience!) and to present Aardvark with a Birthday Bottle of Champaign (for which he had to borrow the cash for)

I'd like two GA tickets to this show please!

 

[Aardvark747]

I'd like two GA tickets to this show please!

You're in luck - there's standing tickets only! I advise positioning yourself opposite, on the roof of the Insurance Company I used to work for.

(i've still got contacts)

 

[MsMofoGone]

Originally posted by Aardvark747

MY sweet-sounding voice can be heard through the stadiums!

* MsMofoGone hits face against the wall *

(she won't be able to hear it ... cuz she lives in the USA !!)

she asks .. "Could you send me an audio tape, instead"!!

 

[Aardvark747]

* MsMofoGone hits face against the wall *

(she won't be able to hear it ... cuz she lives in the USA !!)

she asks .. "Could you send me an audio tape, instead"!!

I believe the dvd should be out early new year

 

[MsMofoGone]

I believe the dvd should be out early new year

Yeah, I can already imagine what that will be like to watch it ...

Aardvark on stage ... giving us "one hell of a performance while
he struts his stuff" ...

Bono stands there and says ... "I can't perform that well anymore ... so, WTF ... am I doing here" ??

 

[TheRooster]

I've always wanted to come on stage to Mofo wearing a boxing hoodie.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

I'd start playing Cartoon World and see if the band know what it is.

damn you! i was coming in here to say the fool or be there

 

[Miricale_Drug]

because i can pitch it perfectly.. streets

 

[david]

I'd play Red Hill Mining Town and tell Bono to sing backup for me.

 

[Numbology]

I would sing Bass Trap