Bono being knighted

[Rini]

I had heard they planned to knight Bono in January...now it's February and I haven't heard anything or seen any pix. Did I miss it?

 

[vaz02]

As far as im aware is hasnt happened yet

 

[U2Man]

it was probably just a joke.

 

[Rachel D.]

it was probably just a joke.

I hope so.

 

[corianderstem]

It was a secret ceremony that involved deep, dark rituals. You know, nudity, face-painting, kitten sacrificing, blood-drinking, tap dancing.

That kind of thing.

 

[DreamOutLoud13]

It was a secret ceremony that involved deep, dark rituals. You know, nudity, face-painting, kitten sacrificing, blood-drinking, tap dancing.

That kind of thing.

And I missed it?!

 

[corianderstem]

I have pictures, but I had to sell my soul and eat a puppy to get them.

 

[love2bmama]

suddenly, your signature gif is making a lot more sense

 

[corianderstem]

 

[financeguy]

it was probably just a joke.

Sadly I reckon it is not.

Paul Hewson's ego and eagerness to postrate himself in front of imperialists knows no bounds.

 

[U2Man]

it was because my post here got quoted in The Times. it convinced them that it wasnt a good idea.

 

[redkat]

it was because my post here got quoted in The Times. it convinced them that it wasnt a good idea.

thanks for that

 

[KUEFC09U2]

yes its all bonos fault he got chosen to be knighted.

why the hell shoudlnt he be knighted anyway? its got nothing to do with any of us, its his life, let him lead it in the way he wants to lead it, he shouldnt and thankfully dosent do what all you guys tell him to do.

 

[Total U2 Nut]

It was a secret ceremony that involved deep, dark rituals. You know, nudity, face-painting, kitten sacrificing, blood-drinking, tap dancing.

That kind of thing.

Nude tap dancing? I don't reckon the Queen's up to that

 

[martha]

he shouldnt and thankfully dosent do what all you guys tell him to do.

The bastard.

 

[corianderstem]

he shouldnt and thankfully dosent do what all you guys tell him to do.

Sez YOU.

How do you know he doesn't do what I tell him to?

I might be the queen of Bono mind control, for all you know.

 

[U2Man]

actually bono does do what we tell him to. he only plays where we agree to pay him.

 

[caragriff]

Sez YOU.

How do you know he doesn't do what I tell him to?

I might be the queen of Bono mind control, for all you know.

yo - could you send him over to my house?

right now.

tnx!

 

[corianderstem]

Done and done!

Go open your door.

 

[caragriff]

nice.

wow, he's quite small in person.

tnx again !

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Sez YOU.

How do you know he doesn't do what I tell him to?

I might be the queen of Bono mind control, for all you know.

YOU!!! You're the one who makes Bono only tour Australia once every Ice Age!!! Biatch!!!!!

 

[corianderstem]

wow, he's quite small in person.

Yeah, sorry about that. There's a glitch in the system wherein he shrinks to a height of about two feet tall whenever I send him somewhere.

The technicians are working on it, though. And do please tell Bono I'm sorry it happened again.

 

[corianderstem]

YOU!!! You're the one who makes Bono only tour Australia once every Ice Age!!! Biatch!!!!!

Well, yes, technically. But that's really a favor to Bono, who doesn't want to go there. Something about recurring nightmares involving kanagroos.

Terribly sorry, though.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Hey look we said we were sorry the last time!

 

[Axver]

Bono hates black kangaroos?

 

[corianderstem]

Oh, no. He's not a kanga-racist. He hates all kangaroos. Childhood trauma, you know.

 

[U2Man]

bono doesnt care about black kangaroos.

 

[Chizip]

i thought bono does stuff that pleba tells him to do, like cut his hair and stuff

 

[corianderstem]

That was so awkward when Kanye West said that. So inappropriate to say that in front of millions during a live telecast of the benefit to save the Chia Pet.

 

[Caroni]