Bono and the cruelest prank on earth.

[AtomicLemon]

My "friend" sent this to me about 1/2 hour ago. (see link) I was in shock, and couldn't even think straight for a few minutes. I found out it was a prank, but before I did, I actually cried. Needless to say it was the cruelest prank anyone has ever played on me.

I feel like kicking her ass now. (ok, I'm not a fighter, but I FEEL like it)

What would you do?

http://bono.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/musicplane.php

 

[NYRangers78]

omg thats horrible.....

 

[starsgoblue]

Well the picture was questionable....but I would think after seeing a headline like that your mind would kick into overdrive. That is NOT funny. I'll kick your friend's ass for you...

 

[BonoFox1]

AHHH!..I would have freaked!!!! ....Still where deos it say that it is a prank..I know it has to be!!!**Please GOD!***
Top Stories - Global Associated News

Bono Presumed Dead In Private Plane Crash
November 19, 2004

(This story is still developing)

Reported by Denver Peak-Regional Airport traffic control moments ago, a small private aircraft in distress ceased radio contact with the control tower and fell below radar frequency after reporting engine trouble and smoke in the cockpit.

Musician, Bono was believed to have been a passenger on the flight.

Additional information and details will be reported here as this story develops.


For more information about this story & source details, please visit : Global Associated News -- source details and information

 

[BonoFox1]

**P.S let me know if you need help kicking your friends arse!

 

[AtomicLemon]

.Still where deos it say that it is a prank..I know it has to be!!!

Click on the part on the webpage that says:

"For more information about this story & source details, please visit : Global Associated News -- source details and information"

 

[starsgoblue]

That place is a joke...look at this link to see another "news" story.


http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php

 

[AtomicLemon]

I wasn't even looking at the picture ... All I saw was that big glaring headline.

Imagine opening up that webpage and not knowing it was a sick joke. God, I still feel sick.

 

[BonoFox1]

GOTCHA!.....I see it now!.....It is a cruel joke!!...

 

[AtomicLemon]

Ok, this made me laugh. Just the visual..

http://adam.clayton.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/arrested.php

 

[starsgoblue]

Hey now.... I'm the pretty princess here!

 

[typhoon]

He'd rise again on Sunday, y'know.

 

[AtomicLemon]

You are indeed!

Whew, I feel better now

 

[starsgoblue]

He'd rise again on Sunday, y'know.

I love you for saying that...that was great.

 

[Palace_Hero]

Funny.

 

[U2Kitten]

Oh that is HORRIBLE! Somebody should pay for this!

 

[starsgoblue]

*grabs her pitchfork and other pointy, sharp objects*

Let's go!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Sick joke.

I remember the Britney Spears dying in a plane crash "story" about three years ago. For how much I don't really care for her, it was a shock and horrible to think of her dead.

 

[LostAtMoon]

 

[rjhbonovox]

Yeah but this is a funny story.....

"It's official, Kaneel is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Kaneel achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Kaneel remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Kaneel is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Kaneel was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today". "


I reckon I'm gonna have a crack at that world record heheheh.

 

[one4u2]

That's really fucked up, but on the other hand as of this afternoon they were in my neck of the woods in New York rehearsing for SNL tomorrow.

 

[wolfeden]

even knowing it's a prank, reading it makes my blood go cold.

ugh.

 

[Queen Bee]

even knowing it's a prank, reading it makes my blood go cold.

ugh.

Yeah, me too.

 

[Renne]

That's why you always check to the bottom of the page for a disclaimer, people, especially when it's a "news" source as vague [and advertising covered] as that.

 

[BonoFox1]

The Adam one is funny and disturbing...eating his own dung??eek!! not only funny but gross

 

[Aardvark747]