Best Song Survivor: Zooropa Round One

[Galeongirl]

And then strapped to a chair forced to listen to Zooropa on repeat for as long as it takes him to realise it cannot possibly be the worst song on this album.

 

[LemonMelon]

Take every song in the world and put them on shuffle. There is a 99.99999999999999999% chance that what pops up will be a much worse song than Zooropa. The remaining sliver of a percentage will instead be a little worse or roughly equal.