ATTN: Lord of the Rings fans

[SkeeK]

and guess what? this isn't even off-topic!

Not sure if this has been posted before, but I found it during a foray around the land of internet, thus meaning it's not by me.. so if you all say stuff like "wow that was great skeek, write some more parodies, because you are good at parodies" then i'll just be a little put-out and i'll probably say something like "yeesh" or "sheesh" as dictated by my mood at that time.

"Desire" Originally by U2
"The Shire" Parody by KowGirl

Little "Lord of the Rings" ditty...

(Yeah!)
Frodo, out on the street
Gotta get through the marshes
To the city of Bree
Watched by a red eye
Of fire
The Shire!

He?s with Samwise,
And Pippin, too
He was with Merry
Pickin? mushrooms
Over the river,
Chased by Nazgul,
Sauron wants
The ring, so he?ll rule
Frodo wishes
To retire
The Shire!
The Shire!

At the Pony,
They meet Stryder,
The Shire!
The Shire!

One ring, One ring?

It?s the precious,
It?s there to find them,
Yeah, it?ll take them
And in darkness, bind them

Oh, Hobbits,
Please guard it well,
As it moves from Weathertop
To Rivendell,
To the house of Elrond, Elrond, Elrond, Elrond, Elrond, Elrond
Elrond, Elrond, Elrond, Elrond, Elrond
Homesickness
Getting higher
The Shire!
The Shire!
The Shire!
The Shire!

The Shire!
The Shire!

 

[kariatari]

LMAO!! That's great, SKeeK!!

Thanks for sharing!

 

[Ana]

*dies laughing*

 

[Diemen]

LOL - that's great!

 

[cass]

Tolkien Rock...


..s
Thanks Kowgirl & SkeeK

 

[scatteroflight]

I LOVE IT! Thank you!



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See the bird with the leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the colours came out

 

[sharky]

hee, hee, hee....that is pretty good. [am I a nerd for knowing everything that was referred to in that?]

 

[Roland of Gilead]

Quick everyone!!!

Get to the nearest Burger King for the limited edition "SkeeK" glass goblet!!!

There is nothing like drinking your beer from these things. Glowing red beer!!!

(For those that do not understand, just forget about it. Long story!)

Thanks SkeeK!

 

[Salome]

Originally posted by Roland of Gilead:
(For those that do not understand, just forget about it.)

 

[brettig]

Fanfrodotastic!

 

[sulawesigirl4]

Originally posted by SkeeK:
At the Pony,
They meet Stryder,
The Shire!
The Shire!

lmao, skeekster, that is hilarious! Viggo-rific even.

 

[Foxxern]

Excellent! I think Bono should make a guest appearance in one of the films as a wizard. Seriously, I can picture him as a wizard.

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Change is the only constant

 

[scatteroflight]

Trust Sula to find a hot pic of Viggo/Aragorn

My friend has one of those beer mugs. I do believe it's an Aragorn one. That little light at the bottom isn't cheesy in the slightest, no, not at all!

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See the bird with the leaf in her mouth
After the flood all the colours came out

 

[wolfwill23]

That movie sucked ass.

 

[speedracer]

Originally posted by wolfwill23:
That movie sucked ass.

You're just saying that because you still can't feel your arse after sitting down for 3.5 hours.

 

[Foxxern]

Originally posted by PopFly:
Maybe a hobbit.

Too short to play a hobbit!

Just kidding, ladies. I'm only a couple inches taller than the B-Man myself.



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Change is the only constant

 

[anitram]

How cute!

 

[PopFly]

Excellent! I think Bono should make a guest appearance in one of the films as a wizard. Seriously, I can picture him as a wizard.

Maybe a hobbit.

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"You gotta love living, baby, 'cause dyin's a pain in the ass."-- Frank Sinatra

Adam: Look guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection.
Edge: Oh boy, here we go...
Bono: Wow, how many is that now Adam?
Adam: Nine. If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane.
Bono: Can I see it?
*adam gives bono the spoon, bono throws it away*
Adam: My spoon!