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Old 04-23-2002, 04:02 PM   #1
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ATTN: Lord of the Rings fans

and guess what? this isn't even off-topic!

Not sure if this has been posted before, but I found it during a foray around the land of internet, thus meaning it's not by me.. so if you all say stuff like "wow that was great skeek, write some more parodies, because you are good at parodies" then i'll just be a little put-out and i'll probably say something like "yeesh" or "sheesh" as dictated by my mood at that time.

"Desire" Originally by U2
"The Shire" Parody by KowGirl

Little "Lord of the Rings" ditty...

(Yeah!)
Frodo, out on the street
Gotta get through the marshes
To the city of Bree
Watched by a red eye
Of fire
The Shire!

Heís with Samwise,
And Pippin, too
He was with Merry
Pickiní mushrooms
Over the river,
Chased by Nazgul,
Sauron wants
The ring, so heíll rule
Frodo wishes
To retire
The Shire!
The Shire!

At the Pony,
They meet Stryder,
The Shire!
The Shire!

One ring, One ringÖ

Itís the precious,
Itís there to find them,
Yeah, itíll take them
And in darkness, bind them

Oh, Hobbits,
Please guard it well,
As it moves from Weathertop
To Rivendell,
To the house of Elrond, Elrond, Elrond, Elrond, Elrond, Elrond
Elrond, Elrond, Elrond, Elrond, Elrond
Homesickness
Getting higher
The Shire!
The Shire!
The Shire!
The Shire!

The Shire!
The Shire!

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Old 04-23-2002, 04:49 PM   #2
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LMAO!! That's great, SKeeK!!

Thanks for sharing!
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Old 04-23-2002, 04:54 PM   #3
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*dies laughing*
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Old 04-23-2002, 04:59 PM   #4
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LOL - that's great!
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Old 04-23-2002, 10:56 PM   #5
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Tolkien Rock...


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Thanks Kowgirl & SkeeK
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Old 04-24-2002, 12:33 AM   #6
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I LOVE IT! Thank you!



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Old 04-24-2002, 08:20 AM   #7
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hee, hee, hee....that is pretty good. [am I a nerd for knowing everything that was referred to in that?]
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Old 04-24-2002, 01:30 PM   #8
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Quick everyone!!!

Get to the nearest Burger King for the limited edition "SkeeK" glass goblet!!!

There is nothing like drinking your beer from these things. Glowing red beer!!!

(For those that do not understand, just forget about it. Long story!)

Thanks SkeeK!

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(For those that do not understand, just forget about it.)
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Fanfrodotastic!
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Old 04-24-2002, 08:06 PM   #11
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At the Pony,
They meet Stryder,
The Shire!
The Shire!
lmao, skeekster, that is hilarious! Viggo-rific even.



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Old 04-24-2002, 08:07 PM   #12
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Excellent! I think Bono should make a guest appearance in one of the films as a wizard. Seriously, I can picture him as a wizard.

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Trust Sula to find a hot pic of Viggo/Aragorn

My friend has one of those beer mugs. I do believe it's an Aragorn one. That little light at the bottom isn't cheesy in the slightest, no, not at all!



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Old 04-25-2002, 08:13 AM   #14
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That movie sucked ass.
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Old 04-25-2002, 09:04 AM   #15
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That movie sucked ass.
You're just saying that because you still can't feel your arse after sitting down for 3.5 hours.
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Old 04-25-2002, 04:11 PM   #16
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Maybe a hobbit.
Too short to play a hobbit!
Just kidding, ladies. I'm only a couple inches taller than the B-Man myself.



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How cute!
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Excellent! I think Bono should make a guest appearance in one of the films as a wizard. Seriously, I can picture him as a wizard.
Maybe a hobbit.

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