Anyone hear anything about this? U2 playing in Texas for Cindy Sheehan's protest

[U2girl]

http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1128

 

[Chizip]

did you even read the article? its obviously a spoof

"We reckon we are gonna' keep a tight lid on this one." says local sheriff Ben Huckabee. "We've been keeping the President safe here in Crawford and I don't intent to let a bunch of long haired, peacenik, dope smoking, Catholic Sunday school teaching lefty's wreck our beautiful town. We got the fire power to keep the place quiet…real quiet"

other news stories from this website:

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-Warning:Geezer sex may make you go blind Geezer Sex, Viagra, and Pre-Marital Sex Cause Blindness, Duh!

i wouldnt take it seriously

 

[ntalwar]

Disclaimer
In case you didn't get it, none of the stories are real.
It's all fake.
We made it all up.
It's satire.
The people might be real but the quotes are not.

 

[Axver]

Actually, U2 are going to play in Texas, Queensland, to support farmers suffering due to drought. It's going to be the biggest thing to ever hit quiet Texas!

 

[Canadiens1131]

Cindy Sheehan can fuck off.

 

[BVS]

I think the fact that Britney Spears would be playing for free and that Toby Keith was on the ticket was your first give away...

 

[Canadiens1131]

I think the fact that Britney Spears would be playing for free and that Toby Keith was on the ticket was your first give away...

Britney Spears will perform for anything or anyone that promises chocolate cake as payment.

 

[JMScoopy]

 

[Carek1230]

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

Britney Spears will perform for anything or anyone that promises chocolate cake as payment.

OMFG!!!

 

[neutral]

I guess I'll close this since it's not true