anyone else sing self-depreciating songs to themselves when near a hot girl?

[Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear]

well i sure do.

its the only thing that keeps me going!

for instance, in clubs or in the mall this week, i saw someone nice, and i just look down, and when i look up i look past them, not at them, and have a really irritated face all the while singing "creep" especially the part where it says i dont belong here. haha, it makes life so much better creating a surreal environment around me.

am i wuss or what?! NO self-esteem. surprising hearing this from me isnt it?

oh well...anyone else do the same thing?

im a creep.
i dont belong here.

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-deathbear

 

[Sicy]

What are you talking about Ivan.

 

[Calluna]

And then you wonder why you have trouble meeting girls.

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Remember the goul.

Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes

 

[mikal]

Whenever I see a hot girl I sing that song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails!

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Macphisto worships me!

 

[Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear]

wtf?!?!? i am deathbear!!!! i am NOT sicy!! shits sakes man!!!

that kills me!! you really know how to throw a wrench into a mans anus you know that?! with no disrespect to sg, ive worked DAMN hard at becoming deathbear.

no lets discuss what i brought up.

so ivan do you do what i do?!

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-deathbear

 

[bullet the blue sky]

whenever i see a hot girl i don't say anything. they usually say "hello Ian, nice to see you again"

 

[Johnny Swallow]

Because women can't see genius...only lies. LIES LIES LIES. That's all they understand...and the genius just quietly walks by never to be noticed.

 

[Sicy]

Hey bear, I think I saw the destoyer destroying you in the interference love thread... sounds like you pissed him off.



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All your are people too are belong to Fly Girl. ?

 

[Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear]

thats the best news ive heard all day sicy! i love being destroyed by the destroyer!

i also am looking forward to playing hockey for the first time this year, tonite. and then go do some dew-drinking. tonite will be fine...

but the girls.

i really dont like girls. they bring the worst out of me, i mean seriously, their presense alone makes me mad at myself.

*lowest self esteem EVER, lol

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-deathbear

 

[madamc]

awwww YOUR SO CUTE DEATHBEAR!! coootchie cootchie cooo! :x :x :x

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"What fish don't know"--Marshall McLuhan

http://www.envy.nu/u2webring/u2.htm

http://pussygalore.blogspot.com

 

[Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear]

another reason i dont have a gf. when girls tell me that i yell at them to know end, disputing my so called cuteness, and threaten their lives for such absurd comments.

i think im going to live in a field of tall grass in an open prairie when i grow up and live there. alone. by myself. dotcom.com

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-deathbear

 

[Calluna]

If you would only let those girls see the deathbear that we know and love I am sure those girls would be crazy about you. Or run away screaming, one of the two.

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Remember the goul.

Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes

 

[~LadyLemon~]

yeah, while all guys notice all the cute short girls with the huge tits and tiny waists.

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-The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?

-They suck!

-So it's not just a clever name...

 

[madamc]

awww... i'll cook for you, and feed you grapes, while you are laying on a lounge chair a la roman-style.

life will be so joyful

 

[madamc]

Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~:
yeah, while all guys notice all the cute short girls with the huge tits and tiny waists.

I'm short, cute, big tits and a tiny waist...

NOONE LOOKS AT ME

I'm still single



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"What fish don't know"--Marshall McLuhan

http://www.envy.nu/u2webring/u2.htm

http://pussygalore.blogspot.com

 

[Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear]

mankissing.com

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-deathbear

 

[bullet the blue sky]

well its obvious!

 

[Calluna]

No!! Bad bear!! Don't yell at the girls or threaten their lives! Do not "gnaw" on pretty girls. Stroke them gently.

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Remember the goul.

Shake n' bake
Do whatever it takes

 

[doctorwho]

Maybe if we shot Death Bear, stuffed and mounted him on the wall, he would finally get the attention he seeks.

Anyone know of a good taxidermist?

 

[Supreme Cutlas]

hardy har har salome!!! hardy har har har har har har har har har

im laughing, can you hear me laugh

im laughing hardy har har har har har har

your such a joker salome, hardy har har har har har har!!!!!!

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-deathbear

 

[Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear]

im not letting this one die just yet.

for sure you people must also be creeps, afterall you talk and correspond with me.



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-deathbear

 

[zooropamanda]

I will hug salomey and deathbear

and then clonk their heads together

 

[Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear]

that would be just silly amanda. you silly silly girl you.

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-deathbear

 

[zooropamanda]

well there was all that hugging going on elsewhere so i thought id get in on it

no clonking??

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

How bout try this one?

"Don't stand... don't stand too close to me..."-- Sting

THAT'S the SONG you should sing...

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"Lookin for baby Jesus under the trash..."

 

[Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear]

zoomanda.

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-deathbear

 

[zooropamanda]

deathbear

 

[Arabian Pre-Packaged Bear]

my phone number is 1-206-221-8080

someone phone me now for a great time.

quit bragging zoomanda!!! sheesh.

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-deathbear

 

[zooropamanda]

deathbear i think the number is wrong. I rang and I got a guy asking about homo erotica

 

[unforgettableFOXfire]

Ive been singing one tree hill a lot, but thats cuz on tuesday I listened to it from the minute I got home until I went to bed, which is about 5 hours (excluding dinner, and other things...)

If its someone I know, and I know I cant have, I sometimes end up singing 4AM by Our Lady Peace... but then again... yeah... me = crazy...

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"Surely, there must be more to it than that?!"

"Dont call me Shirley"