Adios U2! This is my farewell.

[DoctorMacPhisto]

Dude..

If kids = No more U2...

then I think the family bloodline is gonna die with me.

You should seriously re-consider man..

I mean it's quite a...unnecessary decision.

 

[kingofsorrow]

WTF????????

 

[pepokiss]

It's time to move on. I'm a family man now with two kids. Life is so busy now that I feel it has become time to say goodbye. I won't be playing New Year's Day again with my friends on new year eves, I won't be getting drunk listening to U2 now. It's all in the past now..

With tears in my eyes I have to say Goodbye U2! Maybe I'll rediscover you 10 - 15 years later when kids have grown up and moved out. I'll keep the albums.

see kids... another reason of why you shouldn't get married and have kids

 

[bono_man2002]

Bono wept.

But Edge's weeping might be better!

 

[cobl04]

everytime a bell rings bono eats an african baby

my GOD your sig is awesome.


I don't know if there's something in the air in this particular areas of the internet, but the amount of leavings that are going on seems to me to be well above the statistics laid down by society for our guidance.

 

[Aardvark747]

i don't like kids

 

[mysterious_jen]

I took mine out of school for two weeks to travel with me last tour.

YOU WIN!!!!



it will be a cold cold day in hell before you catch me not having u2 in my life. and brain washing the kids is the best part!

 

[Saracene]

I suppose I'll just have to bin my entire CD collection the minute I feel that first kick,

 

[martha]

But Edge's weeping might be better!

But if he's on fire, the tears will put out the fire.

Then the new album will suck.

 

[Anji]

But if he's on fire, the tears will put out the fire.

Then the new album will suck.

Such is the distress within U2. Breaking news is…………..

The Edge is no longer on Fire Larry broke into a smile Adam is so depressed he is selling his spoon collection, and Bono has been frantically re-learning "I Will Follow"

It's all gone horribly wrong

 

[Tyagu_Anaykus]

Kids, those evil bastards

Why can't they be born adults right away?!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

yip yip yip yip yip

 

[gvox]

I think the OP needs some more of this in his life:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Similarly (but not the same):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k56Shz1v3o

And you know what? Not even aging pop stars lose the love. Just watch here as our man keeps it REAL, yo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9BA5e2Of_U

Now that's some 20 years later....I bet you HE has kids and drinks, yo.

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[Addicted To Bad]

We have a population problem anyway.
I'm not going to bring kids into this world so I can listen to Achtung Baby a few thousand more times.

 

[Addicted To Bad]

That's really sad that you have no time for music in your life !

I would say: "Time for any kind of music probably yes, but time for GOOD MUSIC (i.e U2) no more!!"

 

[last unicorn]

Didn't Bono say he's enjoying the fact that a lot of people are making babies to U2's music?



Very wrong, man, you should sing about contraception in the future. Otherwise no more fans will be left to make babies to your music.

 

[edurban]

I am actually looking forward to have children so that I can "teach" them U2!!


p.s. and I am going to do it in Italian so that my non-fan husband can't understand and cannot protest. mwhahahahaha

 

[Galeongirl]

this thread has been great amusement for the past few minutes!

 

[LeafsNation]

Sharing U2 with my kids can be an absolute joy. I recently taught my 5year old son who is taking guitar lessons to play his favourite song "Beautiful Day" on one string. He showed his teacher at his next lesson, and she made him perform it for his class. I was never prouder.

He may not be a U2 fan forever, but right now I consider sharing U2 with my kids to be a gift that I am passing on!

Adios U2! I found you in 1992 and now, in 2008 I want to thank you for giving me many years of excitement, comfort and joy when I was growing up. I collected all your albums in vinyl and CD formats plus many, many singles and EPs.

I used to play New Year's Day loudly in my apartment on new years eves many many years, sometimes alone, sometimes with friends and always drunk and we used to stare at the black starry sky and the fireworks.

I got comfort from Acrobat when I was down. I got comfort from One when I had a bad relationship. A lot of good memories..

It's time to move on. I'm a family man now with two kids. Life is so busy now that I feel it has become time to say goodbye. I won't be playing New Year's Day again with my friends on new year eves, I won't be getting drunk listening to U2 now. It's all in the past now..

With tears in my eyes I have to say Goodbye U2! Maybe I'll rediscover you 10 - 15 years later when kids have grown up and moved out. I'll keep the albums.

 

[MandyMarie]

So what's the best way to brainwash the kids? So far, my kids are only into SBS because it has the word "bloody" in it. Oh, and the 'Elevation' video because of the flying firetruck and elephant. Wtf is an elephant doing in NYC anyway?

 

[macfesto]

good riddance...we don't need you anyway.

 

[Zoots]

good riddance...we don't need you anyway.

How rude!

 

[bono_man2002]

How rude!

Me Sa Jar Jar Binks!

 

[Zoots]

lol

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Wtf is an elephant doing in NYC anyway?

fucking immigrants.

 

[Diemen]

yip yip yip yip yip

The best thing to ever come to Sesame Street.

 

[popacrobat]

do do you have a first aid kit handy?

 

[pepokiss]

The best thing to ever come to Sesame Street.

actually... no

 

[Galeongirl]

So what's the best way to brainwash the kids? So far, my kids are only into SBS because it has the word "bloody" in it. Oh, and the 'Elevation' video because of the flying firetruck and elephant. Wtf is an elephant doing in NYC anyway?

Elephant? I always thought it was a giraffe!

I'm sure they'll like Mofo too.. well, the live versions tho

 

[Tyagu_Anaykus]