Adios U2! This is my farewell.

[phillyfan26]

Music is bad for the kids. No iPods or CDs or radios for them. And if a song comes on a commercial or TV show, that thing is going off and the kids are going back into the yard to make firewood.

 

[Rosebud]

I'm confusilized....


You don't have to be drunk to listen to U2.


ever.

really.

 

[Zoots]

Nooo rock n roll is for you young whipper snappers! Not for us dads... we got kids to take care of and golf meetings to go to and schmooze with our boses and stuff. No time for silly old music.

This thread is the equivalent of saying "I don't do weed any more since I'm all grown up and mature so there's no point in listening to Pink Floyd now."

You don't need drugs to appreciate Floyd!!!

 

[redhotswami]

Nooo rock n roll is for you young whipper snappers! Not for us dads... we got kids to take care of and golf meetings to go to and schmooze with our boses and stuff. No time for silly old music.

You're a baby's daddy??

 

[Zoots]

You're a baby's daddy??

Not that I know of.



I was trying to think from a dad's perspective. Geez!

 

[redhotswami]

Not that I know of.



I was trying to think from a dad's perspective. Geez!

of course of course!

 

[Utoo]

Screw that.


I had a baby just so that I could make these shirts:

 

[Zoots]

That is great!

even the same exact font

 

[kafrun]

everytime a bell rings bono eats an african baby

I your sig. Srsly. Just needed an excuse to post that.

 

[Utoo]

That is great!

even the same exact font

Technically, my wife made the shirts, though it was my idea. I think she got some help from Mia regarding the font...

 

[Iskra]

We have a population problem anyway.
I'm not going to bring kids into this world so I can listen to Achtung Baby a few thousand more times.

 

[mikal]

isn't there a lullaby U2 album for sale too?

 

[Lally1011]

http://www.rockabyebabymusic.com/web/page.asp?pgs=product&catid=41&id=1147

So what's he going to do if U2 shows up on Sesame Street?

 

[Jeannieco]

at this thread...

 

[Irishteen]

The threads around here are getting worse by the day...why is this guy never listening to U2 again?

 

[u2trinity]

That's really sad that you have no time for music in your life !

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Not that I know of.



I was trying to think from a dad's perspective. Geez!

Oh, that is IT. See you in court, mister.

 

[redhotswami]

Screw that.


I had a baby just so that I could make these shirts:

maybe you should have more babies so you can get those shirts in different colors!

 

[Zoots]

Oh, that is IT. See you in court, mister.

All we did was dance together, right? I couldn't have been that drunk.

 

[U2isthebest]

The kids are with him all the time. You know what a bad influence U2 can be on children.

It's because of the hookers and blow, isn't it?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

All we did was dance together, right? I couldn't have been that drunk.

I think I need to go on Maury.

 

[Zoots]

I think I need to go on Maury.

That is not a good place to be for the baby. Springer is more like it.

 

[U2isthebest]

I think I need to go on Maury.

Oh shit , son

 

[Thora]

All we did was dance together, right? I couldn't have been that drunk.

Well, we all obviously know what dancing leads to...

M I RITE??!!!

 

[Anji]

Bono & Adam were so shocked this person quit, they never came to HQ yesterday & Today. Wheras Edge & Larry said Who quit?

Now if this was about somone quitting the band, then I may have been interested Just as well U2 never did this when they had children

 

[U2isthebest]

Spooning leads to forking, kids.

 

[Zoots]

Spooning leads to forking, kids.

 

[U2isthebest]

Wheras Edge & Larry said Who quit?

:

Actually, Larry was in the fetal position crying under the mixing desk. It took a trail of hair gel and tight black t-shirts to get him out.

 

[U2isthebest]

I must give credit to Ms. Phoebe Buffay for that witicism

 

[U2isthebest]

Guys, Adam just called and said all he can do is listen to "Thanks for the Memories" on an endless loop, and he also said that...Bono is not ok.