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Old 03-04-2005, 07:47 PM   #61
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Uh oh, am I hearing a little tampon envy?

and one more relevant song title:

Dirty Day

sorry again


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lol...but the best song they've ever written bout that time of the month has got to be Some Days Are Better Than Others...

seriously, go listen to it
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Old 03-04-2005, 10:10 PM   #62
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Uh oh, am I hearing a little tampon envy?

and one more relevant song title:

Dirty Day

sorry again


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laz, you're too much

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Old 03-05-2005, 10:43 AM   #63
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lol...but the best song they've ever written bout that time of the month has got to be Some Days Are Better Than Others...

seriously, go listen to it
I guess when you live with a woman that long you're going to get some great insight on this issue.

"some days are dry/some days are leaky"???


"some days take less/but most days take more"

guess that's a heavy flow thing...



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cmon... where are the photos?
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Holy moses!!! is that photo to scale!!???!!
No, women's cooches are not that big unless you are that woman in Arkansas who just gave birth to her 15th kid and wants to have more. I bet sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down a manhole.

On-topic. I could never have U2 sign one of my tampons even if I had nothing else for them to autograph. I wouldn't want them to think Aunt Flo is visiting me right that moment. I want them to think I'm always dainty and fresh.
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I'm sure the U2 lads would only be impressed, that you were so prepared - both for your Aunty Flo & a chance autographing opportunity (unless you had to do both at once of course )

I mean...just think how boring it must be to sign bits of NORMAL paper all the time.
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Old 03-05-2005, 05:14 PM   #67
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I would never have thought of that! Pulled a tampon out to be signed. That is a serious fan! Makes you see your purse in a new light.
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I would never have thought of that! Pulled a tampon out to be signed. That is a serious fan! Makes you see your purse in a new light.
Just as long as she pulled it out from her purse, I'm sure Larry wouldn't have been too disgusted...
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Just as long as she pulled it out from her purse, I'm sure Larry wouldn't have been too disgusted...
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I see I set myself up for that one!
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Next thing you know, someone's gonna try and up the ante, and we're gonna have a thread about how Adam signed someone's douche bottle.

Scratch that. There's no way ADAM would go anywhere near it. Bono, maybe.


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What the hell is a douche bottle??
you Americas are so zainy
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thank fuckin' god that it was sealed....no pun intended.
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