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Old 04-09-2002, 01:50 PM   #1
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A question that has deserves an answer

Do you think the band farts while on stage?

Has any member ever left the stage because of indigestion?

I would think as many times as they perform, there would have to be one occasion where one member just couldn't wait any longer?

what do you think?

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Er...Some thinks are better left a mystery. This would be one of those things...yeah.

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sorry, it was a drunken discussion once with friends....
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sorry, it was a drunken discussion once with friends....
LMAO...I see...Well, to answer your question,I'm sure it's probably happened. It has to have...Not that I want to think about that, but...


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Bono does not fart!!

*Pouts like a child*
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Bono does not fart!!

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riiiight, just like girls say they don't fart either!!!!!

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hrmmm...

Welll...

Whadya think "BOOM CHA!!" was inspired by?

Inside joke, eh? eh? eh?
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Facts:

Average daily farting volume:

Males: 9000-11000ml (2-2.5 gallon)
Females: 4500-5500ml (1-1.25 gallon)


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Do you think the band farts while on stage?

Has any member ever left the stage because of indigestion?

I would think as many times as they perform, there would have to be one occasion where one member just couldn't wait any longer?

what do you think?

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Possibly, but the music is so loud no one else can hear it LOL. Plus the audience has enough of a "safety distance" not to pass out off the smell. ROTF.

Not that i know of, but are you saying Adam's miss-out in Zoo TV was actually indigestion?

We'll never know, but they probably take care of digestion matters prior the show.
If not, hey, i bet the "look i gotta go" line is the best cue. Or "walk on". Or "how lonnnnng, to sing this song?"


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Muwahahaha...

why do you think Bono ends up running or moving around the stage so much?
Gas station, baby!


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So if the band looks all cool&togh in a pic, they're really thinking
"not yet not yet not yet"

and if they look goofy&smiling they're thinking
"ahhhh now that's what i call a major relief"
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thats tooo funny!!! LOL

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Old 04-09-2002, 06:22 PM   #13
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LOL

This thread is proof that we are in a very slow U2 news period
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Far Out!!!

Thats it!!! My endless search to discover why Larry is always grimacing when he's playing!!

It all makes sense now!!

Larry through gritted teeth: Bono get your fat arse outta my face now or I'm gonna shove these sticks right up your....

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riiiight, just like girls say they don't fart either!!!!!
We don't. It is ALWAYS the cat, or spiders, or the car down the street.

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I was scrolling through this thread thinking, "My god! This is sick!" but then I saw this picture and busted out laughing!

Girls fart...just not in public!



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so thats why Bono always wears Depends

THATS why he suddenly takes off running around the heart;
spreading the joy and 'trying to throw his farts, around the world'

Thats why they started to play 'out of control'

"..farts.......out of control.......outta control.."

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Old 04-09-2002, 09:49 PM   #18
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wouldn't those leather pants of Bono's "hold in" all that gas?? LOL.

Mr. Snarly prolly uses something more natural:


Of course, banging those drums drowns out the sound of...well, you know.
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farting isn't very polite
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Yep folks, that's the reason why they use so much light effects:

Dis-trac-tion!

ps: hey if you were up in that stage, you'd probably want a gas mask like Adam wore during Popmart.

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