I just got back from the south of France, and I can tell you I heard the new album, all 11 songs.
Well anyways Bono and Adam were drinking pints and playing Sony Playstation, Bono was really
getting excited and said a few funny remarks and Adam just laughed and said "Bono, bugger off!'
Then Edge, who was wearing a knit velvet shirt with 16 buttons on it, and 14 of them were buttoned
up and he was smiling and drinking some wine and then he said "hey I just got an ache in my back"
and one of the songs sounded like ATYCLB, Larry was making out with some girl in the corner while bouncing on a trampoiline and he
kept chanting the words to 'Danny Boy' and then he fell over and began to sleep, as Edge came
over and teabagged him, it broke the room out in laughter, All Because of You wa splayed and then
Bono got up and drop kicked the TV into the liffey and Adam rollerskated outside and fell over
and skinned his knee then Bono kissed Ali and another song sounded like ATYCLB and then the album was
good and Bono hurt his foot kicking the TV and Ali kissed it, and they laughed and then Adam farted on
Larry's head and Bono sang a line in Spanish.