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[LemonMelon]

Ow. I sneezed and my neck hurts now....

 

[Axver]

* Serious pause here for a second.


Are the Japanese Whalers still hunting down here? Haven't heard anything for a while.


*Resume normal transmission.

I haven't seen anything in the news for ages. I don't think any fleet has come down here since that last one buggered off back home to bring blubber to the hungry masses.

 

[LemonMelon]

Does your cone go soggy and floppy?

It does now.

 

[bono_212]

Ow. I sneezed and my neck hurts now....

There there dear Ice packs and such, you'll be ok.

 

[coolian2]

help guys, i can't figure this out

It's C, all of the above!

 

[GibsonGirl]

Will he be on steroids his mother gave him?

I wish! Alas, there are no little pills or syringes for me to download.

 

[LMP]

Michael Caine is mounting a girl on the poster of a major film... not an arthouse film.

I just... God. That may beat Bush being virtually electrocuted.

 

[Gluey]

it's midnight...the start of my birthmonth!

and exactly two weeks till my birthday!

Party at Khan's place!!!

Ow. I sneezed and my neck hurts now....

Awww.....I'll give it a massage

 

[Axver]

I wish! Alas, there are no little pills or syringes for me to download.

The Sims has failed us.

 

[coolian2]

I just had a handful of gummy bears.

I should probably go for a walk now.

 

[LemonMelon]

I just had a handful of gummy bears.

I should probably go for a walk now.

But there are scary things out there

I would know

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Party at Khan's place!!!

 

[Gluey]

It does now.

My cat just farted. It smells REALLY bad.

 

[Angela Harlem]

I just had a handful of gummy bears.

I should probably go for a walk now.

If I lived by your philosophy, I'd be a marathon runner.

 

[coolian2]

Three week party at Khans?

I'm coming!

 

[Angela Harlem]

My cat just farted. It smells REALLY bad.

Don't blame the cat! Jesus, woman.

KNOCK IT OFF.

 

[Axver]

I just had a handful of gummy bears.

I should probably go for a walk now.

Why be healthy?

 

[Gluey]

But there are scary things out there

I would know

Candyman....

 

[*browneyedgirl*]

gluey, your location

 

[LemonMelon]

My cat just farted. It smells REALLY bad.

 

[coolian2]

If I lived by your philosophy, I'd be a marathon runner.

So would I.

I should get me some exercise....but I don't wanna.

 

[Axver]

But there are scary things out there

I would know

WATCH OUT! The wind might blow a leaf in your face!

 

[Gluey]

Don't blame the cat! Jesus, woman.

KNOCK IT OFF.

Jesus didn't do it either!

GROW UP!

 

[GibsonGirl]

I just had a handful of gummy bears.

I should probably go for a walk now.

Gummi bears have no fat in them.

Unless they're of the Disney variety.

 

[bono_212]

Candyman....

The candy man can cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good.

 

[coolian2]

Why be healthy?

*pats stomach*

 

[Angela Harlem]

Why be healthy?

Exactly! I'm making scones tonight. I wonder if I should do the wine before or after. Not that it will make much difference..

 

[LemonMelon]

The candy man can cause he mixes it with love

I beg to differ.

 

[Gluey]

I'm feeling the luffs!

So would I.

I should get me some exercise....but I don't wanna.

Walk to the end of your right of way.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Jesus didn't do it either!

GROW UP!

yeah, alright. knock it off. I'll say this only once.