Zzyzx (Buy a vowel!), California Superthread

[Axver]

Hell, why stop at rugby? I'll even throw Shane Warne into the mix!

PERFECT.

Ricky fucking Ponting too. That smarmy bastard needs to burn with the rest of them.

 

[Gluey]

Which hand is his dick in?

No, it's in another girls mouth um....yeah...no.

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

my sugar high is waning

*offers her some of my chocolate ice cream and M&M's*

 

[coolian2]

No, it's in another girls mouth um....yeah...no.

WHO'D WANT TO DO THAT?

 

[bono_212]

And now I can add quoting Batman movie sto the list of things I phail at the list grows each day

 

[Axver]

Just for the record, Shane Warne crashed his car into a Melbourne tram earlier this year.

A Hare Krishna guy took some of the pieces of wreckage and sold them on eBay.

 

[GibsonGirl]

Will he have a PDA in one hand and some baked beans in the other?

Of course. He'll also be chatting up a few young chickies.

 

[LMP]

And now I can add quoting Batman movie sto the list of things I phail at the list grows each day

Don't fret, Ash. I still love you.

 

[phillyfan26]

A far better line read than mine... I fucking love Michael Caine's cockney accent.

Channeling Begins now:

"Will you ever give up on me, Alfred?"
"NEH-VA'!"

What was da point of all those push-ups 'f you can't lift a bloody log!

Michael Caine's accent is my favorite British accent ever.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Which hand is his dick in?

another sim's hand?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Khan your avi needs enlarging.

this is the only version i have

 

[Gluey]

WHO'D WANT TO DO THAT?

Seems like plenty of dizzy bitches.

 

[GibsonGirl]

Which hand is his dick in?

Win!

 

[LMP]

What was da point of all those push-ups 'f you can't lift a bloody log!

Michael Caine's accent is my favorite British accent ever.

Okay, tell me this isn't the best movie poster ever:

We all need to bow down to Michael Caine right fucking now.

 

[Axver]

Of course. He'll also be chatting up a few young chickies.

Will he be on steroids his mother gave him?

 

[Angela Harlem]

WHO'D WANT TO DO THAT?

a computer generated one

 

[Gluey]

this is the only version i have

 

[LemonMelon]

WHO'D WANT TO DO THAT?

SHE'LL BE OK SOON!

 

[coolian2]

 

[LMP]

That's what the ice cream man called it. Worst $2.50 I've ever spent.

Nothing is funny anymore. I don't like talking about things.

You didn't get to heaven but you made it close?

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[LemonMelon]

You didn't get to heaven but you made it close?

The cone on top of the truck...it's not an accurate depiction.

 

[bono_212]

Michael Caine

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

help guys, i can't figure this out

 

[LMP]

Michael motherfucking Caine

 

[Gluey]

* Serious pause here for a second.


Are the Japanese Whalers still hunting down here? Haven't heard anything for a while.


*Resume normal transmission.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

it's midnight...the start of my birthmonth!

and exactly two weeks till my birthday!

 

[coolian2]

Ow. I sneezed and my neck hurts now....

 

[Gluey]

The cone on top of the truck...it's not an accurate depiction.

Does your cone go soggy and floppy?

 

[coolian2]

* Serious pause here for a second.


Are the Japanese Whalers still hunting down here? Haven't heard anything for a while.


*Resume normal transmission.

Are there better waters to hunt?