Zoomerang96 appreciation thread

[Zoomerang96]

i make these everywhere else, it's about time i made one here.

honestly, who else would be arrogant enough to post their own appreciation thread?

feel free to stop by, eat the sweet meats, and for shit sakes, have a hotdog.

i'm pissed off, and the dogs have the taste of blood. i let them off the leash and this party will end in a hurry if you know what i mean.

so what's stopping me from letting them loose? maybe it's my FESTIVE SPIRIT, or perhaps the thought of you in your birthday suit that has me feeling just downright happy these days.

yes, that's right. i'm HAPPY. remember when i said i was pissed off? well, i lied. i'm thrilled beyond believe. i've got a future, i'm on the fasttrack, and shit, everyone and their bad dog loves me.

so like every other thread i've written in the past, oh i dunno, 10 years?, this one's about me too.

share your favourite deathbear memory. share your favourite thought. share me with the rest of you. i'm yours for the taking.

in closing, i'd like to tell everyone to keep an eye out for a magical thread dealing with tsars, princesses, pixie dust, and shit hotdogs to appear in the very near future.

and for the last time, i'm not pissed off. i'm happy, and dad blast it, i want you to be too.

 

[melon]

and for the last time, i'm not pissed off. i'm happy, and dad blast it, i want you to be too.

Oh we are!

Melon

 

[Calluna]

You're lucky I'm not a mod here or I would change this thread to a Zoomerang96 Unappreciation thread just like I always do at xeidon.

FESTIVE SPIRIT

 

[Calluna]

Thanks for posting that pretty picture of me, melon.

 

[melon]

Re: Re: Zoomerang96 appreciation thread

You're lucky I'm not a mod here or I would change this thread to a Zoomerang96 Unappreciation thread just like I always do at xeidon.

Haha...I had no idea you did that.

Melon

 

[Zoomerang96]

i can always trust the wonderful melon and calluna for visual aids when needed.

 

[Calluna]

Well, now you know.

Caisenema certainly knew and that was the important part.

 

[Zoomerang96]

yeah, it was great calluna. not frustrating or anything.

 

[Calluna]

Abuse of power can be fun!

 

[Zoomerang96]

yes, thankfully there were great leaders such as stalin who had the presence of mind to restrain themselves from going too far with it.

merry christmas, joseph!

 

[cujo]

Trying to UPSTART my thread are you?

Ah yes. That's you. The consummate UPSTARTER!



I'll take good note of this most heinous UPSTARTING.

 

[Zoomerang96]

ha! who's upstarting who here old boy?! WHO?!

i've been here four years longer than you!

 

[cujo]

One of the better 4-year terms out there.



I'm looking at you... Chester A. Arthur.

 

[Zoomerang96]

ah yes, in the true spirit of my appreciation thread, cujo comes out swinging...

 

[Sicy]

Appreciate this

 

[Zoomerang96]

i already did.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Merry EXMAS, Zoomerang96.

I can see you're really into this fe$tive seasonal stuff.

 

[Zoomerang96]

if i can't buy a heart and mind, i may as well do what i can to buy everything else money CAN.

lets go to russia, kieran. it'll be on me, if you know what i mean...

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[AcrobatMan]

Based on my last 2.8 years here,

I nominate Zoomerang96 as the

"BEST INTERFERENCER EVER"

i am serious..

yes i am

I 2nd it and 3rd it..

so Officially he is the BEST now

 

[AvsGirl41]

I wish I knew what to say here to express my appreciation.

But I am struck silent.

 

[carrieluvv]

i almost pissed my pants when FINALLY this thread existed....
i only wished i wouldve started it ..but i aint got the guts.

count me as one of your minions my lord....an official brown noser if you please...

your the BEST!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

 

[Kieran McConville]

I don't appreciate this thread, but I do appreciate Zoomerang96. After all, he is me.

 

[JessicaAnn]

:appreciate:

 

[mad1]

yes yes!

 

[ZeroDude]

Wow Self love is the highest form of self flattery and I Like it.

 

[foray]

Callunes

deathbear why are you still heeeere.

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

Appreciate this

 

[Zoomerang96]

oh...hey guys.

forgive me, i just noticed this thread now! sorry to keep you waiting, but thanks for all the great things you said.

where to start? lmao, i'm blushing...

carrieluv, feel free to make another appreciation thread once this one goes away. also feel free to wrap yourself as a present and mail it to me. i could use you.

kieran, i have no idea what you're talking about. "you are me"? what?! look, it's great you post in my threads and all, but i'm starting to get the impression that you're stalking me. was it you taking pictures of me in my house last month? or was that me?

i can't even remember which one of me i am anymore!!!

also thanks to acrobat for taking the initiative to nominate, second and third my appropriate placement here at interference.

anyway, wow...what else can i say? it's a good thing i'm so humble, because all this fame and good looks could really bring out a real attitude in someone.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Oh, you're so humble, Zoomerang96!

Oh yes! You're so magnamanous! You make me want to smash my head repeatedly into a bathroom mirror!

If you just close your eyes you can feel me, I'm there. behind your eyes!