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[RavenBlue]

^ found a U2 shirt

< Hasn't been able to find a U2 shirt aroun d here

 

[~BrightestStar~]

80's cartoon classic Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos. Do a shot every time the announcer says Chuck Norris.
Submitted by Chuck Norris! on 12/12/05

!!

 

[LMP]

^^sami:

I love the song he does with Joss Stone

^^^LNOB

which one?

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

< ended up getting one from u2.com

It's the black one that says "Boys Play Rock And Roll" on it. I was a little disappointed in the small selection they had for ladies in comparison to the men's selection.

 

[RavenBlue]

^ Cool

 

[circa1992]

Hey Sami

 

[~BrightestStar~]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

 

[LMP]

^LNOB

sweet

< bought 1 U2 shirt and made 2 myself

ones made (below)

^ bri:

!!! I love all of those

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

^^ Chuck Norris? Who? I think I missed something a long time ago.

^ Love the shirts!

 

[sami0201]

^^sami:

I love the song he does with Joss Stone

^^^LNOB

which one?

my favorite is Old Habits Die Hard with Sheryl Crow, though






*OK I have to ask- who the hell is Chuck Norris?

 

[~BrightestStar~]

^^ chuck norris' long lost son

 

[the rockin edge]

 

[LMP]

my favorite is Old Habits Die Hard with Sheryl Crow, though






*OK I have to ask- who the hell is Chuck Norris?

that's my second fave on there

Chuck Norris info ---> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

 

[~BrightestStar~]

^^

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

^^ OH MY GOSH! I KNOW WHO HE IS NOW!

I used to watch Walker Texas Ranger when I was a kid. I just never knew the actor's name!

 

[redkat]

<drinking champagne out of a giant gingerbreadman mug

 

[LMP]

also, this is Chuck as Walker, Texas Ranger:

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

^ Aww man my friend used to be in love with Walker. XD

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

< is reading the list of Chuck Norris humor and laughing hystarically.

 

[the rockin edge]

^^

like it?

 

[LMP]

Chuck Norris Fact Generator: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/

"Chuck Norris once declared war on the city of Atlantis. He won."

it's scary how much JT Edge looks like Chuck:

 

[sami0201]

that's my second fave on there

Chuck Norris info ---> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

creepy- it just came on my iTunes (it's on shuffle)

thanks for the info

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

"Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany."

"Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it."

Amazing.

 

[LMP]

^ no problemo

Joss Stone -
Mick Jagger -
Joss + Mick -

 

[the rockin edge]

 

[sami0201]

but what's so funny about Chuck?

 

[the rockin edge]

but what's so funny about Chuck?

NOTHING

 

[sami0201]

^ no problemo

Joss Stone -
Mick Jagger -
Joss + Mick -

tell me about it


I was supposed to see Joss open for the Stones but my dad sold me tickets

 

[LMP]

^^^ It's because he was on that show 'Walker, Texas Ranger', which was the most outlandish and unintentionally funny show ever

and he's just a larger-than-life person, so people make these jokes about his greatness

I find em extremely funny

wow, how expensive were those tickets

 

[sami0201]

NOTHING

*whimpers in corner*