Your Top 3 Ass Songs

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1. Sir Mix-a-Lot - Baby Got Back
2. Juvenile - Back that Ass up
3. Ice Cube - Put Your Ass Into It

runner up - Sisqo - The Thong Song
 
Yeah, I think you kind of blew our collective ass song load in the first post there. I mean, we could mention some other songs like "Fat-Bottomed Girls," but you can't top "Baby Got Back."
 
Big bottom (Spinal Tap)


The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?


Classic lyrics. Brilliant stuff!


:drool: :wink:
 
^good one!

Jimmy Castor Bunch - Bertha Butt Boogie
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jonnytakeawalk said:
Big bottom (Spinal Tap)


:ohmy:

And yes, nothing could ever top Baby Got Back.

I like...big...BUTTS and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny! That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thang in your face you get SPRUNG!

:lol: :dance:
 
Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-Lot
Big Bottom - Spinal Tap

and of course, I Will Follow:

"your ass makes a circle...:D"
 
^ yeah, I'd have to put that song seriously on my list

because the level of awesomeness is just too much :rockon:
 
LemonMacPhisto said:
^ yeah, I'd have to put that song seriously on my list

because the level of awesomeness is just too much :rockon:

The fact it was sung by a bisexual from Zanzibar makes it all the more awesome!:rockon:
 
WinnieThePoo said:
this thread is alright

needs some guitars




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What every good ass song really needs is bass, bass and more bass, like Spinal Tap's Big Bottom.

Is it just me or does U2's Big Girls are Best remind you of Big Bottom?
 
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