people who eat loudly. it drives me batty. insanely so. i used to know a fellow who did it and i found it so bloody rude and revolting. but he was exceptionally loud, and somehow totally oblivious to it.
bouncing basketballs
leaf blowers/lawnmowers
car horns
car alarms
tree frogs
dogs that bark incessantly
blaring car stereos
people talking at movies/concerts
Kelly Ripa
my cat Beckham whining for food
most motorized watercraft
this nasty, dry sound your grips make on the uneven bars if they're too dry
Rachel Ray's voice
Garrison Keillor's voice