Your favorite movie/tv quote to use in real life

[No spoken words]

Wesley Snipes is actually the sports movie all-star. He's been in 2 films where was a baseball player, one where he was a football player, one where he was a basketball player, and one where he was a boxer. Eat that.

 

[phillyfan26]

The fact that Wesley Snipes was replaced by Sports Movie All-Star Omar Epps and that Dennis Haysbert played a voodoo-worshiping outfielder before he played President Palmer kills me everytime I watch that movie. Plus Ilsa from Indy and Last Crusade plays Charlie Sheen's girlfriend.

The comedy is already in place before the movie even starts.

I've seen it a dozen times, but I've only seen half of the original. I feel like I'm breaking a number of rules having seen the sequel before the original.

 

[LMP]

Wesley Snipes is actually the sports movie all-star. He's been in 2 films where was a baseball player, one where he was a football player, one where he was a basketball player, and one where he was a boxer. Eat that.

But he was in The Fan... The Fan.

Omar Epps just cracks me up for some reason. Maybe it's because he's on House, and the only people I take semi-seriously are House and Cameron.

All 3 Major League movies are funny, even the Scott Bakula one.

"Oh boy."

 

[No spoken words]

Oh, I am not defending Snipes' films, just pointing out how many sports movies this guy has been in. I'm probably forgetting one. Plus, he's in Rising Sun with Sean Connery, so, that has to count for something.

Few things are more amusing that knowing the President of the US was once a Jobu worshipping baseball player who could not hit a curve ball. "If you no help me now, I say 'fuck you Jobu, I do it myself"

 

[BoMac]

Whenever someone laughs at my jokes I love to quote Joe Pesci from Goodfellas and the famous "funny guy" scene.

Pesci:

"I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fucking amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"

"No, no I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny."

 

[No spoken words]

Whenever someone laughs at my jokes I love to quote Joe Pesci from Goodfellas and the famous "funny guy scene"

Pesci:

Do you eventually pull out a gun and shoot Spider in the foot, not knowing that Spider would end up on the Sopranos?

 

[BoMac]

^I've been known to do that on occasion

 

[LMP]

Oh, I am not defending Snipes' films, just pointing out how many sports movies this guy has been in. I'm probably forgetting one. Plus, he's in Rising Sun with Sean Connery, so, that has to count for something.

Few things are more amusing that knowing the President of the US was once a Jobu worshipping baseball player who could not hit a curve ball. "If you no help me now, I say 'fuck you Jobu, I do it myself"

Rising Sun is excellent

I love the Asian guy taunting President Palmer after he switches to Buddhism.

"You ha' no... you ha' no... MARBRES! YOU HA' NO MARBRES!" (marbles)

 

[No spoken words]

I had a feeling.

I love the story Pesci tells that sets off the whole "what the fuck is so funny about me" incident.

"Bing, what are you still doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother."

 

[No spoken words]

Rising Sun is excellent

Damn right it is, Kohai.

 

[BoMac]

I had a feeling.

Yes well it helps that I am of Italian background and have a heavy sort of Canadian/Italian accent, so it adds to the authenticity.

 

[No spoken words]

Yes well it helps that I am of Italian background and have a heavy sort of Canadian/Italian accent, so it adds to the authenticity.

Kind of like DeNiro in The Score.

 

[starsgoblue]

Whenever anyone asks what day it is, I ALWAYS say "October?"


I have to agree with a previous poster about any Back To The Future quotes

 

[Lancemc]

I often find myself quoting South Park more than anything else though. Recently it's been "Chaaaaaange? Can't anybody spare some chaaaaange?"

And I never pass up an opportunity to whip out an AR reference.

"White power! *shank*"

 

[No spoken words]

I often find myself quoting South Park more than anything else though. Recently it's been "Chaaaaaange? Can't anybody spare some chaaaaange?"

And I never pass up an opportunity to whip out an AR reference.

"White power! *shank*"

"I..am......white...."

 

[Lancemc]

I also like to make numerous references to Bob Loblaw's Law Blog and confuse the hell out of people at work.

 

[phillyfan26]

It's all ball bearings.

 

[No spoken words]

Beads?!??!

 

[impy13]

We'll see who brings in more honey.

 

[cobl04]

"No, you sucked my dick."
-Scary Movie

and also

"Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun the non-believer! Shuuuuuuuun...."

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

seriously

 

[WinnieThePoo]

i love those calm moments before the storm..
reminds me of beethoven...
you like beethoven ?...
Let Me play you some !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

BOO-URNS!

I also like using Jerry Seinfeld's, "That's a shame."

 

[CTU2fan]

Well, 2 or 3 times a week I'm sure to tell someone they can trouble me for a nice warm glass of shut the hell up...does that count? There's an easy dozen good ones from Happy Gilmore anyway.

Oh and Major League 2 is highly underrated.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I also like to make numerous references to Bob Loblaw's Law Blog and confuse the hell out of people at work.

I've been using C'MON! allot lately...

I also like using Jerry Seinfeld's, "That's a shame."

I'm a fan of Hellloooo, Serenity Now!, These pretzels are making me thirsty, Sweet Fancy Moses! and calling people Magnificent Bastards...

 

[No spoken words]

"You mean he can't even grow his own hair....COME ON!!!!"

 

[impy13]

"Forget the damn bird. Run, run!"

I forgot to mention that unless you do that in the James Gammon "Lou Brown" voice, it's not funny.

Something about his gruff delivery makes that phrase magical.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

"You mean he can't even grow his own hair....COME ON!!!!"

like, like im going to spill booze on my $6000 dollar suit, C'MON!

 

[Canadiens1131]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

 

[No spoken words]

"But check your lease, man....'cos you're living in fuck city".