This is my favorite one of all Time!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2hcuSrjF6QA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2hcuSrjF6QA
Your Favorite Homer Simpson Moment!
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pepokiss
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
Homer and Marge are in hot pursuit.
Marge: Where are we going? Where are we going?
Homer: OK, OK, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!
[thinking] I'm a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same
stupid sweater every day and --
[aloud] The Springfield River!
Marge: Where are we going? Where are we going?
Homer: OK, OK, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!
[thinking] I'm a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same
stupid sweater every day and --
[aloud] The Springfield River!
elevated_u2_fan
Blue Crack Supplier
There's a man here who can help.
Batman?
No, he's a scientist.
Batman is a scientist...
He's Not Batman!
Batman?
No, he's a scientist.
Batman is a scientist...
He's Not Batman!
waynetravis
Blue Crack Supplier
Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me?
PO Clerk: OK Mr Burns, whats your first name?
Homer: I..dont..know
PO Clerk: OK Mr Burns, whats your first name?
Homer: I..dont..know
If you shout...
Rock n' Roll Doggie VIP PASS
When the dude in the lab coat, during the plant physical, is like, "Good LORD! This man has 104% body fat!" while the camera is showing a closeup of a red, alarm clock-style counter displaying the same number. The camera pulls back to reveal Homer eating a leg of fried chicken in a massive, plexiglass vat of water; he is suspended by '50s-looking leather belts, or something. The technician becomes upset, and says, "Hey, you! No eating in the tub!"
...To which Homer nonchalantly and totally unconcernedly/calmly says, "Go to hell," while taking another bite.
...To which Homer nonchalantly and totally unconcernedly/calmly says, "Go to hell," while taking another bite.
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cobl04
45:33
C'mon kids, let's go home.
Dad, we are home.
That was fast.
Dad, we are home.
That was fast.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
There are a few.
#1...
#2...
"So, you admit you grabbed her can?"
#3...
Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say "No." Then it'll be his fault.
Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, "Yes!"
Homer's brain: Wait! Are you sure that's how this sort of thing works?
Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
Bart: Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.
Homer: Bart, I'd be delighted to go on your trip with you.
Bart & Homer: D'oh!
#1...
#2...
"So, you admit you grabbed her can?"
#3...
Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say "No." Then it'll be his fault.
Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, "Yes!"
Homer's brain: Wait! Are you sure that's how this sort of thing works?
Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
Bart: Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.
Homer: Bart, I'd be delighted to go on your trip with you.
Bart & Homer: D'oh!
Canadiens1131
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Every moment before the Simpsons jumped the shark years ago. I don't even watch it anymore.
monkeyskin
Refugee
"No TV and no beer make Homer go something something"
"...go crazy?"
"DON'T MIND IF I DO!"
"...go crazy?"
"DON'T MIND IF I DO!"
corianderstem
Blue Crack Distributor
I don't remember the context, but Homer's brain says:
Homer's thoughts: "what do I do now?"
Brain: "Act sad and say d'oh."
Homer (hangs head, sadly): D'oh.
Homer's thoughts: "what do I do now?"
Brain: "Act sad and say d'oh."
Homer (hangs head, sadly): D'oh.
coolian2
Blue Crack Supplier
Homer: Thanks for saving my life. Now i believe there is the little matter of the million dollars.
Marge: We can't take his money
Homer: Aw! I can't take his money, i can't print my own money, i have to work for money. Why don't i just lie down and die?
And also
Homer: All right, Brain, it's all up to you. If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever.
Brain: Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding
Homer: OK. But then we gotta get to work.
[pigs out]
Marge: We can't take his money
Homer: Aw! I can't take his money, i can't print my own money, i have to work for money. Why don't i just lie down and die?
And also
Homer: All right, Brain, it's all up to you. If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever.
Brain: Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding
Homer: OK. But then we gotta get to work.
[pigs out]
Billy Rotten
Acrobat
Mr. Burns: I need to be loved.
Homer: Well, first I'll need some beer....
Homer: Well, first I'll need some beer....
coolian2
Blue Crack Supplier
Not a Homer one, but still great
On a TV ad
Akira: Hi, i am Akira.
*smashes face through plank of wood*
Akira: That didn't hurt very much because i know the ancient art of karate
On a TV ad
Akira: Hi, i am Akira.
*smashes face through plank of wood*
Akira: That didn't hurt very much because i know the ancient art of karate
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
coolian2 said:
What episode is that from? I know the scene, but I want to see the context.
coolian2
Blue Crack Supplier
Flanders opens the Leftorium.
david
ONE love, blood, life
every moment is a good moment. cept when he turns into jerkass homer.
then he's just mean.
then he's just mean.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
impy13 said:
I would have guessed the same. But I'll check When Flanders Failed (Leftorim episode) too.
LemonMelon
More 5G Than Man
david said:
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! Did you see that jerk??? He dropped his notes! HAHAHAHAHA!!! HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Pretty jerkass. Always a knee-slapper.
coolian2
Blue Crack Supplier
Given i was just watching When Flanders Failed, unless there was some weird episode warp, it came from that episode - the Bart/Karate subplot.
AchtungBono
Refugee
My two favorite Simpsons episodes are:
1. Rock and Roll fantasy camp - with guest appearances by Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Tom Petty, Brian Setzer and Lenny Kravitz.
2. 3 tales of history - when Marge is in the library with Milhouse, Bart and Lisa and she tells them "reworked" history tales with Homer as Henry the 8th among others.
1. Rock and Roll fantasy camp - with guest appearances by Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Tom Petty, Brian Setzer and Lenny Kravitz.
2. 3 tales of history - when Marge is in the library with Milhouse, Bart and Lisa and she tells them "reworked" history tales with Homer as Henry the 8th among others.
pepokiss
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
not entirely acurate, but somthing like this:
1 - "damn... he's too powerfull.. how are we gonna turn him?"
2 - "I know... NANANANANANANANA LEADER..."
NANANANANANANANA LEADER
everybody joins
NANANANANANANANA LEADER
NANANANANANANANA LEADER
NANANANANANANANA
Homer: BATMAN!!!!!!!!
1 - "damn... he's too powerfull.. how are we gonna turn him?"
2 - "I know... NANANANANANANANA LEADER..."
NANANANANANANANA LEADER
everybody joins
NANANANANANANANA LEADER
NANANANANANANANA LEADER
NANANANANANANANA
Homer: BATMAN!!!!!!!!
BVS
Blue Crack Supplier
Homer's songs are some of his best moments, and one of his best to date is:
The movie was, meh, but spiderpig can entertain me for hours, if I'm down all I have to do is start singing Spiderpig.
The movie was, meh, but spiderpig can entertain me for hours, if I'm down all I have to do is start singing Spiderpig.
pepokiss
Rock n' Roll Doggie ALL ACCESS
Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson
at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say,
"Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later[/i]]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson,"
and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[to other agent] I think he's talking to _you_.
at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say,
"Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later[/i]]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson,"
and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[to other agent] I think he's talking to _you_.
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corianderstem
Blue Crack Distributor
I totally missed the Spiderpig boat. I just don't see how it's funny enough to deserve its new place as such a pop culture touchstone. 
Another great Homer moment:
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T ... I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
Another great Homer moment:
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T ... I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
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