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Old 02-08-2008, 02:47 PM   #1
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Your Favorite Homer Simpson Moment!

This is my favorite one of all Time!
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Old 02-08-2008, 04:08 PM   #2
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Homer and Marge are in hot pursuit.

Marge: Where are we going? Where are we going?
Homer: OK, OK, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!
[thinking] I'm a big four-eyed lame-o, and I wear the same
stupid sweater every day and --
[aloud] The Springfield River!
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There's a man here who can help.

Batman?

No, he's a scientist.

Batman is a scientist...

He's Not Batman!
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Old 02-08-2008, 04:37 PM   #4
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Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me?

PO Clerk: OK Mr Burns, whats your first name?

Homer: I..dont..know
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Old 02-08-2008, 06:28 PM   #5
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When the dude in the lab coat, during the plant physical, is like, "Good LORD! This man has 104% body fat!" while the camera is showing a closeup of a red, alarm clock-style counter displaying the same number. The camera pulls back to reveal Homer eating a leg of fried chicken in a massive, plexiglass vat of water; he is suspended by '50s-looking leather belts, or something. The technician becomes upset, and says, "Hey, you! No eating in the tub!"

...To which Homer nonchalantly and totally unconcernedly/calmly says, "Go to hell," while taking another bite.
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C'mon kids, let's go home.

Dad, we are home.

That was fast.
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There are a few.

#1...



#2...



"So, you admit you grabbed her can?"

#3...

Bart: [to himself] Look, Homer won't want to go, so just ask him and he'll say "No." Then it'll be his fault.

Homer: [to himself] I don't want to go, so if he asks me to go, I'll just say, "Yes!"

Homer's brain: Wait! Are you sure that's how this sort of thing works?

Homer: Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!

Bart: Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.

Homer: Bart, I'd be delighted to go on your trip with you.

Bart & Homer: D'oh!
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Every moment before the Simpsons jumped the shark years ago. I don't even watch it anymore.
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Old 02-08-2008, 08:26 PM   #9
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The episode where Homer went to college. The part where he lit on fire his high school diploma, while singing "I am so smart!" and everything was going up in flames around him. That scene is a classic.
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"No TV and no beer make Homer go something something"

"...go crazy?"

"DON'T MIND IF I DO!"
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Worker: "Now Homer, we're going to have to cut both of your arms off"

Homer: "They'll grow back, right?"

Worker: "...Yeah."
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I don't remember the context, but Homer's brain says:

Homer's thoughts: "what do I do now?"
Brain: "Act sad and say d'oh."

Homer (hangs head, sadly): D'oh.
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Homer: Thanks for saving my life. Now i believe there is the little matter of the million dollars.
Marge: We can't take his money
Homer: Aw! I can't take his money, i can't print my own money, i have to work for money. Why don't i just lie down and die?


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Homer: All right, Brain, it's all up to you. If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever.
Brain: Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding
Homer: OK. But then we gotta get to work.
[pigs out]
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Mr. Burns: I need to be loved.

Homer: Well, first I'll need some beer....
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Not a Homer one, but still great

On a TV ad
Akira: Hi, i am Akira.
*smashes face through plank of wood*
Akira: That didn't hurt very much because i know the ancient art of karate
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