You'll never have kids after seeing this

anitram · Aug 15, 2006

http://www.break.com/index/angry_german_kid_with_subtitles.html

:ohmy:

U2democrat · Aug 15, 2006

HEILIG SCHEISSE!!!

That kid seriously needs to see a doctor.

VertigoGal · Aug 15, 2006

oh my.

Screwtape2 · Aug 15, 2006

U2democrat said:
HEILIG SCHEISSE!!!

Sadly, after three years of German in Middle School and High School, that's one of the only phrases I actually remember.

But to the thread topic. This is the reason why everyone fears Germans. I must say I haven't see energy and rage like this since, well...another German speaking person who will go nameless. Someone needs to send this to Dr. Phil. "Your child has seven characteristics of a serial killer."

Thora · Aug 15, 2006

Oh. my. god. I can't believe I watched the entire thing. :yikes:

That kid is so freaky. I don't know if this is a joke, or if it's real, but that kid needs some serious help. Very disturbing, and so sad that his behaviour is so out of control. Definitely the least patient kid I've ever seen.

Canadiens1131 · Aug 15, 2006

LMP · Aug 15, 2006

Doesn't anything in German sound loud and menacing?

But little Streudel's taking it to a whole new level.

Best subtitle: "(Manic scream)"

PlaTheWurst · Aug 15, 2006

Das Kind muß seine Gesundheit für Herzangriffe überwachen.

And beware of wursts, ja.

HeartlandGirl · Aug 15, 2006

Holy cow. If that was faked, it was pretty convincing. :ohmy:

MacHat · Aug 15, 2006

love_u2_adam · Aug 16, 2006

oh my lord!!!

now i really don't want little brats :angry:

snowbunny00774 · Aug 16, 2006

Madness, although I think this particular child might have some actual clinical disorder and is not just in need of a spanking.
Thora you lasted longer than me...I gave up after 1/2 way through...but I didn't watch the subtitle version.

Lila64 · Aug 16, 2006

ThoraSEB said:
Oh. my. god. I can't believe I watched the entire thing.

That kid is so freaky. I don't know if this is a joke, or if it's real, but that kid needs some serious help. Very disturbing, and so sad that his behaviour is so out of control. Definitely the least patient kid I've ever seen.

What she said

I think I need a drink now :huh:

Doozer61 · Aug 16, 2006

Carek1230 · Aug 16, 2006

I am glad my child rearing days are over, but I am hoping for grandkids one day. Hopefully NOTHING like this! Sheesh!

Bonos_Lemon · Aug 16, 2006

am i the only one who found this hilarious :reject:

Angela Harlem · Aug 16, 2006

Screwtape2 said:
"Your child has seven characteristics of a serial killer."

waynetravis · Aug 16, 2006

Bonos_Lemon said:
am i the only one who found this hilarious

nope

U2Girl1978 · Aug 16, 2006

anitram said:
http://www.break.com/index/angry_german_kid_with_subtitles.html

omg.

UberBeaver · Aug 16, 2006

Personally I am looking forward to having kids. And I vould like at least 6 of them. Maybe 10. Perhaps I vill have 50. 50 kids, just like zat one zere. Und I vill raise zem in such a manner zat zat boy playing his silly video games vill be considered und pussentag, und ve vill kill him, and zen VE SHALL RISE UP UND CONQUER ZE VORLD!

GibsonGirl · Aug 16, 2006

Heil...Unreal Tournament?

daafish · Aug 16, 2006

I don't remember getting that angry playing Unreal Tournament! :lol:

Towards the end, I started wondering about how many keyboards he goes through in a month. :hmm:

I'm surprised he didn't smash the monitor with the keyboard. :lol:

GibsonGirl · Aug 16, 2006

daafish said:
Towards the end, I started wondering about how many keyboards he goes through in a month. I'm surprised he didn't smash the monitor with the keyboard.

When he couldn't find his 'escape' key, I just about died. :lol: