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Old 09-17-2002, 04:07 PM   #1
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.


"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," --Mariah Carey



"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.




"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.




"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.



"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president," --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.



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"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark



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"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another" --George Bush, US President



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Old 09-17-2002, 04:13 PM   #2
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i've gotten that email.

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Old 09-17-2002, 04:14 PM   #3
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I LOVE QUOTES LIKE THAT

I start talking like that when um....when my boyfriend kisses me bc I just lose my train of thought

but otherwise it's unexcused

and yet still REALLY funny

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this humor has such great strategery
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," --Mariah Carey
That is unbelievable. I mean, all of those quotes are really out there, but that one!!!! Holy Moses!!!!!
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I think that was the most intelligent thing Mariah Carey has ever said


*edited because I can't spell*
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Old 09-17-2002, 04:22 PM   #6
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein,"
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.



Great quotes!
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I start talking like that when um....when my boyfriend kisses me bc I just lose my train of thought





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Re: You'll feel smarter after reading this

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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.



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Old 09-17-2002, 06:40 PM   #9
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," --Mariah Carey

I'm not sure about the other ones, but Snopes says that quote isn't true:

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.htm
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Old 09-17-2002, 07:45 PM   #10
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i've gotten that email.

me too
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Those are great!
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lol....

And I thought I was blonde .....Albert would be rolling in his grave...who elected them?
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i've gotten that email.

ditto
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I'm not sure about the other ones, but Snopes says that quote isn't true
and Snopes isn't allone on this one
I say that too
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