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Old 12-30-2005, 08:32 AM   #1
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[q]Woman marries dolphin

A woman has married a dolphin in Israel.

Sharon Tendler from Redbridge, East London, wore a white silk dress and a pink tiara for the ceremony in Eliat, Israel.

The dolphin, Cindy, swam to the side of his enclosure for the ceremony.

Sharon kissed Cindy and whispered "I love you" in his blow hole.

According to The Sun she said: "Cindy is 35 and I've been visiting him on holidays for 15 years. He's lovely."

After the ceremony she dived into the water in her dress to give Cindy a hug.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1664667.html

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I just saw this news story on BBC World news.
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wtf..................


...." whispered "I love you" in his blow hole" .

sorry couldn't resist
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um.... WHAT!?
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Old 12-30-2005, 08:43 AM   #4
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The news correspondent on BBC news made me laugh. She said the woman who married the dolphin "is not a pervert" with a serious face.
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The news correspondent on BBC news made me laugh. She said the woman who married the dolphin "is not a pervert" with a serious face.

how does the BBC woman know what she's going to do to the dolphin behind closed doors
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Actually she was quoting the lady who married the dolphin. My bad.
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How do you have sex with a dolphin?
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do you really hope someone will know that answer


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How can anyone marry a dolphin and be allowed to get away with it??? That is the question of the day! I mean, really wtf is wrong with this person?
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I just booked my flight to Sea World

At least dolphins will never leave the toilet seat up
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How do you have sex with a dolphin?
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..... is on the same level as a human-dolphin marriage. The only difference being that it's not a good idea to have sex with a dolphin, because dolphins have prehensile, fourteen-inch penises, and I imagine that wouldn't be too good for you."



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fourteen-inch penises

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because dolphins have prehensile, fourteen-inch penises, and I imagine that wouldn't be too good for you."

Ya think?????

14 inches?
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Ouch.
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This is a weird thing to do.......and I wouldn't want to have sex with that dolphin anytime soon
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