You go girl!

[MissVelvetDress_75]

[q]Woman marries dolphin

A woman has married a dolphin in Israel.

Sharon Tendler from Redbridge, East London, wore a white silk dress and a pink tiara for the ceremony in Eliat, Israel.

The dolphin, Cindy, swam to the side of his enclosure for the ceremony.

Sharon kissed Cindy and whispered "I love you" in his blow hole.

According to The Sun she said: "Cindy is 35 and I've been visiting him on holidays for 15 years. He's lovely."

After the ceremony she dived into the water in her dress to give Cindy a hug.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1664667.html

[/q]

I just saw this news story on BBC World news.

 

[Dismantled]

wtf..................


...." whispered "I love you" in his blow hole" .

sorry couldn't resist

 

[U2Girl1978]

um.... WHAT!?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

The news correspondent on BBC news made me laugh. She said the woman who married the dolphin "is not a pervert" with a serious face.

 

[Dismantled]

The news correspondent on BBC news made me laugh. She said the woman who married the dolphin "is not a pervert" with a serious face.

how does the BBC woman know what she's going to do to the dolphin behind closed doors

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

Actually she was quoting the lady who married the dolphin. My bad.

 

[MsGiggles]

How do you have sex with a dolphin?

 

[Dismantled]

do you really hope someone will know that answer

 

[U2Girl1978]

How can anyone marry a dolphin and be allowed to get away with it??? That is the question of the day! I mean, really wtf is wrong with this person?

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

I just booked my flight to Sea World

At least dolphins will never leave the toilet seat up

 

[Dismantled]

How do you have sex with a dolphin?

from some strange website

..... is on the same level as a human-dolphin marriage. The only difference being that it's not a good idea to have sex with a dolphin, because dolphins have prehensile, fourteen-inch penises, and I imagine that wouldn't be too good for you."



prehensile penis

 

[MsGiggles]

fourteen-inch penises

 

[U2Girl1978]

because dolphins have prehensile, fourteen-inch penises, and I imagine that wouldn't be too good for you."

Ya think?????

14 inches?

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Ouch.

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

This is a weird thing to do.......and I wouldn't want to have sex with that dolphin anytime soon

 

[Dismantled]

This is a weird thing to do.......and I wouldn't want to have sex with that dolphin anytime soon

or at all



Weldy

 

[digsy]

wtf is wrong with people?!
this is sooooooo weird

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

WOT?!

Ok, the world has definately gone coo-coo

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

or at all



Weldy

Dis

 

[RedRocksU2]

 

[Dismantled]

pffffffffffffftttt!LMAO!

 

[U2Girl1978]

How are they going to express their love? By sending signals to each other?

 

[Canadiens1131]

How do you have sex with a dolphin?

....From our friend The Internet

How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

A2) There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

 

[Dismantled]

How are they going to express their love? By sending signals to each other?

a series of beeps and clicks

 

[Niamh_Saoirse]

....From our friend The Internet

How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

A2) There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

 

[Canadiens1131]

 

[clarityat3am]

 

[Dismantled]

....From our friend The Internet

How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

A2) There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

omg

*takes notes...

I'm going to be snorkling in the carribean next week...good thing I saw this now

 

[Zoots]

I'm going to be snorkling in the carribean next week...good thing I saw this now

 

[nbcrusader]

What is more disturbing? That people write about having sex with a dolphin or that people look it up?