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Old 12-30-2005, 10:55 AM   #31
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Originally posted by nbcrusader
What is more disturbing? That people write about having sex with a dolphin or that people look it up?
First link on Google, they should really moderate their search results

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Old 12-30-2005, 10:59 AM   #32
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Originally posted by Canadiens1160

....From our friend The Internet

How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?

A2) There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex.

Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.


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Old 12-30-2005, 11:24 AM   #33
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A pre-emptive tap on the rear prior to Dolphin sex.. and each participant brings his own towel...

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Old 12-30-2005, 11:37 AM   #34
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A pre-emptive tap on the rear prior to Dolphin sex.. and each participant brings his own towel...

Sex with that dolphin might not be too bad....
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Old 12-30-2005, 11:39 AM   #35
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what disturbes me the most is that the dolhpin is named CINDY...

so... you DO realize this is a ZOO-LESBIC RELATIONSHIP?¿?
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Yeah Dan Marino wouldn't be bad he has his own line of memory foam mattresses now too
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aww the happy couple:

[q]30 December 2005
Millionairess 'marries' a dolphin
By Brian Roberts

DRESSED all in white, eccentric millionairess Sharon Tendler ties the knot with the love of her life... a theme park DOLPHIN.

Sharon - a 41-year-old rock concert producer from London - fell for aquatic star Cindy 15 years ago on a visit to the resort of Eilat in Israel.

She immediately took a shine to the 35-year-old mammal - a male despite his girly name - and returned several times a year to swim with him.

Finally she decided this fin was bigger than both of them and approached trainer Maya Zilber to ask for Cindy's "hand" in marriage.

And yesterday, in front of hundreds of bemused tourists, Cindy rose from the water for a poolside kiss and cuddle following the bizarre ceremony.

After a mackerel reception, Sharon said tearfully: "I'm the happiest girl on earth. I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert."

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Old 12-30-2005, 04:49 PM   #39
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Old 12-30-2005, 04:59 PM   #41
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Is this the same girl?

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Old 12-30-2005, 05:14 PM   #42
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Ok I love dolphins as I believe they are beautiful. But who in the hell would go and marry one?! The sound of a 14 inch pen is just makes me want to cringe You know this whole marriage thing sounds just like a really bad porn movie! lol.

RR at the whip smiley!
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Old 12-30-2005, 06:13 PM   #43
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What a random news item lol
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Loving the commentary throughout the thread, though .

Strange, strange story *Shakes head*.

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Old 12-30-2005, 10:03 PM   #45
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D'ya reckon she got a pre-nup????

And just where will the "marital home" quite be??????


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