You are all invited to my wedding......as long as....

[Elvis Presley]

Ok, dont tell my soon to be very significant other but you are all invited to my wedding, September 13th.

We have rented out the 3rd floor of an Irish Pub and it should be a blast.

Some requirements

1. show up on your own!
2. give me your picture (cant have people arriving anonymously and drinking thier arses off can we?)
3. bring lots of money as a gift (or U2 to play the gig, either will do)


as a bonus you and all other guests will recieve a mix cd from me and my bride, everyone gets one........



ps- if you come from another country, you dont have to bring lots of money, only a little....

 

[cujo]

1. Can I bring an entourage?
2. Do you take Canadian Coin?
3. If not, will you be willing to accept Monopoly money?
4. I'm not invited am I?...

Fair enough
Enjoy your party.

 

[Elvis Presley]

if you bring the discoball, and no entourage, and none of that fake money (canadian)

then you can work the bar...

-EP

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Can I be your date, cujo?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

and can i be your date, elvis?

 

[Bonochick]

May I bring my cats?

 

[Cleasai]

Can I bring Sicy's cousin?

 

[Angela Harlem]

You still haven't answered who's footing the tab at the bar.

Free piss = my presence.

 

[Basstrap]

who's your bride?

I find it hard to believe



naw...I'm joshing

will there be slow dancing so I can dance with my bride?

 

[Elvis Presley]

bear...

bc- no cats allowed!

clearsai thats fine by me, not sure if sicy approves though

basstrap i find it hard to believe myself, and we can all slow dance to desperado if you like.....

angie I'll buy you a drink or three...

 

[Angela Harlem]

aww thanks EP. I'll bring some rice to throw on you and i promise not to cook it first.

 

[martha]

I would love to come to your wedding! I may get all teary and such. :sniffle:

But here's the problem: September isn't good for me. If you move it to late July, I can be there with bells on!


See what you can do.

 

[Elvis Presley]

no problem martha, wait, big problem, cant move it....


-EP

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

CAN I
BE IN THE
WEDDING?!?!

 

[ouizy]

dude - cannot make it - I am getting married the next week!

I will send you an extra special present tho...

 

[zonelistener]

Shouldn't this be in "Interference Gatherings?"


Everyone: I can go....I just need to collect money form other Interferencers as a wedding gift for Elvis Preseley and his bride. Cool?



Uh, where will the shindig be held?

 

[Elvis Presley]

Greater Cincinnati area........Northern Kentucky to be exact

 

[zonelistener]

Ah, Northern Kentucky...closer to the Cincy Airport....I am SOOO there.


Interferencers: PM me your credit card numbers and expiration dates! We'll give EP and wife lot's o' money!

 

[Basstrap]

I'm not falling for that one again!

 

[Bonochick]

bc- no cats allowed!

Go suck on random citrus fruit.

 

[martha]

no problem martha, wait, big problem, cant move it....

Fine. Have it without me. See if I care.

 

[tiny dancer]

I weddings. I arrange flowers, so if you are looking for someone to do that job count me in!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I repeat.........

CAN I
BE IN THE
WEDDING?!?!

 

[cujo]

Can I be your date, cujo?

Sounds like a plan. Better than the idea I had for a contest thread "A Date With Cujo: Sign Up Here."

 

[Elvis Presley]

Boomcha......no, but you can serve drinks.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Can I be your date, cujo?

 

[~LadyLemon~]

My date will be Jack White

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Boomcha......no, but you can serve drinks.

I can do that.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS






and um...I still need a date.

 

[Elvis Presley]

lets not turn this into a matchmaker thread boomer, weve been down that road.....

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

But Mr. Presley,

I can't go without a date.
And you want your alcohol, don't you?!
XOXOXO