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Old 01-10-2005, 05:10 PM   #46
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I wonder if it is possible to simply will yourself to die if all other suicide options are unavailable.
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Old 01-10-2005, 06:45 PM   #47
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schaweet!

i'm el presidenté now!!

*runs into hacienda*

now where's the harem in this place?
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Old 01-10-2005, 07:00 PM   #48
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This is the funniest post I've read in ages!

Personally I'm in favour of escaping the simpson girls' tuneless yowling by running towards a brick wall incredibly fast, thereby forcing myself into blissful unconsciousness.
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Old 01-10-2005, 07:54 PM   #49
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I'm thinking that "prison of love" is sounding kinda cool...
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Old 01-10-2005, 09:01 PM   #50
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schaweet!

i'm el presidenté now!!

*runs into hacienda*

now where's the harem in this place?


Dude, every post I read from you implies that you need to have sex. Are you like 14 or hard up for women or something?
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I'd go with Jessica.

My brilliant plan for survival would be to stick my head into the speaker until her dog-killing screeching collapses my eardrums and I can enjoy the dictatorship in peace and quiet.
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Old 01-10-2005, 09:25 PM   #52
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Actually my hermit-like existence has been delightful since I have hardly ever heard either one of the little darlings "sing" (did hear a clip of Ashlee's boo inducing bowl performance -- not an experiance I'd care to repeat ).
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I would go with jessica... cuz she seems more easy to confuse enough to give me the power and let me stablish my own tiranic empire of fear and blood...

you can start to call me "muggsy, the great Queen of Simpsonland"
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Plug my nose, exhale harshly, thus making my ears pop.

Still be able to hear, but not very well. Then I'll just replay every song I know, that isn't one of theirs, in my mind.
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Old 01-11-2005, 03:27 AM   #55
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Jessica. The Robbie Williams cover, crappy as it is, because then I can pretend it's Robbie.

I wouldn't kill myself though, I'm too wimpy.
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Old 01-11-2005, 06:14 AM   #56
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ok.. now that you have overthrown my despotism and caused our civilization to slide to state of anarchy, i hope all you rebels got what you wanted.. your haciendas, ear plugs, horses and your so-called 'Freedom' I still have my simpson records and 10 billion dollars! i dont need anything else!

now i will rule supreme over the world of pop music, thanks to the taxes youve paid for the last 60 years.. hahaha

are you ready to see ashley&jessica on every single TV commercial, billboard, radio Ad and magazine on the planet? this is a blitzkrieg baby!

it has only begun!



---flash--- newscast: Some of world's largest record companies, Universal Music, Sony/BMG and EMI were acquired by an investor whose name is yet to be annouced to the public. The executives said 'The guy paid us off, he was filthy rich!' The new owner has been quoted saying 'I will shake things up in the music business... real talent and genuine musicianship has been ignored for way too long. It is time to bring back the tunes! Arriva!' While no comment was made on any possibility of downsizing, the new man in charge is said to have a peculiar dislike toward certain fans of the rock supergroup U2. In more than one occasions, he has referred to them as 'ungrateful brats', 'bloody rebels' and . Now more on the hippo who became a deputy..


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can i see 'em or do i just hear 'em?
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Old 01-11-2005, 12:30 PM   #58
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you cant, theyll arrest you and hook you up with some serums so you live long enough to learn how to appreciate the music of the simpson family
A-ha!! A way out!! It would take at least 10,000,000,000 years to "learn" how to appreciate the Simpson girls. The human body, with the BEST treatment will only generally last a mere 85-100 years. It'd be a slow, excruciating death but I believe that's the route I'd take... state-inflicted suicide.

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only the worst criminals get to see them... other citizens just get to hear
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i guess i'd have to go with jessica. at least she can sing. sometimes.
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