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Old 11-03-2005, 10:03 PM   #1
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I'm sorry, but this made me laugh.


Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend Over Glue Attack

November 03, 2005 10:00 PM EST

GREENSBURG, Pa. - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.

His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.

Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.


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Old 11-03-2005, 10:11 PM   #2
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Yikes indeed!

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Old 11-04-2005, 12:07 AM   #3
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Things like that make me even more wary about people, and relationships.

I hope those two can grow up sometime.
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Old 11-04-2005, 12:25 AM   #4
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Old 11-04-2005, 05:24 AM   #5
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"O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged."

Consensual?? Right........ That guy must have been one heavy sleeper (or drunk or drugged) to have slept though all that!
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Old 11-04-2005, 01:13 PM   #6
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that is "almost" Loraina Bobbit-ish
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Old 11-05-2005, 01:22 PM   #7
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"Honey? You know what would be hot? Glue my buttcheeks together, baby, yeah! Then glue my genitals to my stomach, oh God that's hot!! I'm such a bad boy!"

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Old 11-05-2005, 02:36 PM   #8
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how could he sleep through that
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Old 11-05-2005, 03:18 PM   #9
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